New Words

Any public odium which arises directly from an association with Jeffrey Epstein (esp. if surprising).

Take back an apology.

Waiting for someone to get back to you on a dating site.

Wandering around Amazon not because you want to buy something, but just to see what's there.

The kind of person who tells a mildly amusing story and then says, “Anyway…” while waiting for the laugh.

The feeling of wanting someone else to be happy. 

Something that sounds like it’s something else but turns out not to be. 

The hilarious orgy of jokes trashing the United Kingdom across social media any time one of their royal family dies or gets married or arrested.

An actual grown-up discussion that is somehow unfolding on Twitter.

A baseline level of health for rich people.

Any fun had by Irish people on (or in) a river. 

The desire to be an electronic musician (esp. a Greek one).