Carls (usually) mundane occurrences & happenings

i'd never jerk off. i'm nice. i'd only hero off.

god is one big penis and if we all work together we can finally make it pee

There's a panel in Star Wars 17 where Vader tells Luke "Your strength in the Force has grown since last we met" and Luke corrects him "My connection to the Force, Vader," and this is interesting for what it says about the difference between Sith and Jedi philosophies but it's also an interesting character note that Luke feels compelled to be pedantic even in the middle of a goddamn firefight.

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

oh my god

ok i saw the backrooms today, anyone else notice the reverchon industry billboard behind mary as a reference to the oldest view (also a kane parson project) ?! Im so fucking autistic about this movie ily kane ples make more.