Yeh

“The Flicking Candle Company” lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

I’ve never seen a plus-size male model

Woah.

Well

This is a smack in my face

you could take me on a date anywhere and i’d be happy. like it could be the movie theater. or watching a movie at your house. fuck you could take me outside and we could look at clouds or climb trees i do not care as long as we hold hands or something at some point

if you took it, it'd still be s shitty blog

no these from Five Below

i really think i’m so funny? like i be killing myself laughing at my own jokes

Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…

*sweats nervously*

Higher whatever the fuck

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her