early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff

Why chase cow when you can bronc indiscriminately into a fence instead? Much easier than behaving

More awkward stuff 

anyone else got problems

no you’re the only one

ok. sorry

You’re laughing. The scientists are crying and you’re laughing.

Does anybody have that picture of the orangutan juggling mud or rocks or whatever and it looks like he’s casting spells

i cant emphasize enough how life or death this is

this isnt what i need but its still good and i still like it

still not it but the same energy - the one im thinking of is the big phlanged male and it looks like an action shot

i’m the crackhead boyfriend

Never forget: Moose are legit Ice Age megafauna that never died out.