Historic Drama Series

Aberforth: *wakes up; screams*

Gellert: *falls out of bed; screaming*

Aberforth, sits up, half asleep: You? What the fuck are you doing here?

Gellert, smiling innocently: I’m sorry, I thought you were Albus!

Aberforth, horrified: That doesn’t make me feel better!

Albus, bursts in, brandishing his wand: What’s going- *looks between them; sheepish* Oh. Yes, well, err, Abe, you remember Gellert Grindelwald…from next door?

Gellert, clutching a sheet to his body, waves: Hey!

Aberforth: …

Aberforth, sighs: I fucking knew it

Gellert, mutters: I thought this was your room

Albus, embarrassed, clears his throat: No. It’s the…next one.

Gellert, nodding: Yeah. Okay *gathering his clothes* I’ll remember that for next time *shuffling to the door* Not that they’ll be a next time *waving* Nice to see you again, Aberforth *leaves*

Aberforth: *glaring at Albus*

Albus, nonchalant: We’re conducting an experiment.

Aurelius, grinning: You and Mr. Grindelwald were kissing…

Gellert: Do you want me to silence him?

Albus: You are not cursing my nephew.

Gellert: Fine. Don’t come crying to me when the little brat exposes our plans.

Albus, crouches down to Aurelius: You’re not going to tell your father about this, are you?

Aurelius, shrugs: No offence, Uncle Albus, but I don’t think father will care very much.

 Albus, frantic: No. No, he will care. He never passes up an opportunity to judge me. If he finds out about this, I’ll never live it down.

Albus: Yeah?

Aurelius: Why don’t you have a wife?

Albus: Because I’m gay. I like boys.

Aurelius: Oh. *pauses* Why don’t you have a husband?

Albus: …

Albus: It’s complicated.

Aberforth: He’s in prison for trying to take over the world.

Albus: Daddy, can you pass me the salt, please?

Percival: *reaches for the salt*

Albus: My…gay name?

Gellert: Yeah! It’s your first name-

Albus: Ha ha, Gellert, very fun-

Gellert, getting down on one knee: And my last name.

Gellert: ….okay??

later

Gellert, handing over a bouquet of flowers: Here.

Newt: What the fuck?

Albus: Gellert, we lost Newt.

Gellert: Fuck Abernathy, Marry Albus, Kill Newt.

Albus: Your husband, Gellert.                

Albus, turned away: What’s missing?

Gellert: T-the thing.

Albus, turning with their baby in his arms: What thing?

Gellert, relaxing: Oh you have it.

Albus: Wh-

Albus: Well, there was this deer on the road and Gellert didn’t notice so I said, ‘Gellert, deer.’

Vinda: And?

Albus, elbows Gellert: Tell her what you answered.