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Mid fall/winter plans!!

AS4 plans

They’re…. They’re scene

i seriously believe you should make someone your best friend before even considering making them your romantic partner. let them platonically fall for your mind and your ideas and your company and every last innocent thing about you before they become lucky enough to romantically fall for the rest. those are the kinda relationships that last. the ones where they loved you before, but wanted more.

piscesuh

cuuuuuuuuute

When I graduate high school, get accepted into college, earn my bachelor’s degree, finish med school, become a doctor, finish my residency, and earn my doctorate then it’s over for you bitches

my friends little brother lays it down

this bitch (me) is so unproductive!! like !! put down ur phone and do ur work!!

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit

What men think women are like verses what women are actually like

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

bro do you realize you met aliens

not unusual for a kmart

jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven

remember the last time you thought to yourself, this is the best day of my life? you will have days like that again. days where you’re calm and radiating light, where your heart is full of love, where you feel like you will be just fine, despite everything you had to go through. on days like that you’ll know the truth, not the lies that your negative emotions tell you. I hope you have a day like that soon.