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As a dog goes back to its vomit, so a fool repeats his stupidity. -Proverbs 26:11

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my sister made an ephemera wall in her room and this is the result :)

Everything about this FB post is aggressive...

#coronavirus #covid 19 #funny #doctor #mask #i feel threatened #scary #facebook #i feel attacked #walking with jesus #keep walking #picoftheday

When you're trying not to look suspicious...

#little prince #monsters #movies #favourite #meme #funny #sorry not sorry #text post #inspiration #art #fave movies #petit prince #animated stories #animation #movie scene #creepin it real

books-read-in-nooks

Me: Oh no it’s 2am! Maybe I should put my book down and go to sleep.

My brain:

Me: *continues reading*

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On Knowing When You’re Done Revising

In my poetry class, someone asked, “How do you know if a poem is done? Like, how do you know when to stop revising?”

In answer, my professor showed us this:

It was a page in a poetry book that she’d had signed by the author and when she’d handed her copy to him he was like “ahhhhh I can’t stand it” and wrote in the printed copy of the book to change his poem to what he wanted it to be

So I guess the answer is “never.”

myhotmesschronicles

I feel this 😅

You know you have sleep problems when chloroforming yourself becomes a viable option...

#sleep #funny #healthy habits #im so tired #1st world problems #text post #gif #why am i like this #sleep deprevation #insomnia

autarque

Our Heavenly Bodies, Hanns Walter Kornblum, 1925

#pretty #moon #vintage #best gif #galaxy #stars #nasa #moonphases #moonphotography

After I watched the Matrix...

#inspiration #falling in love #you #favourite #love songs #vintage #beautiful #anime #pretty #photography #photooftheday

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*Update on previous post:

I'd love to thank/apologize to the tumblr worker who has to review flagged content!

#good job #tumblr staff #sorry not sorry #flagged #but so funny #sci fi fantasy #monsters #photography #inspiration #funny #baby yoda

Chestnuts

We made chestnuts for guests and my dad gave one fresh out of the oven to our guest who immediately threw it back onto the table clutching his hand...

Guest: it's really hot!

Dad: "It's not that bad" *starts to eat one, laughing

Affronted Guest: He just threw a hot coal from hell into my hands!

*He then sings 🎶Chestnuts roasting in open lava🎶

As a Canadian I can confirm this. I didn't even notice😅

#home alone #trump news #movies #christmas #funny #canada #pettyastheycome #petty #celebrity cameo #removed #home #history #photooftheday #twitter #text post #home alone 2 #new york

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#books and libraries

I love my city🏙

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Watching an Emergen-C Commercial:

Sister: *whispers* I want that.

Me: *not hearing her* Ah yes, powdered poison!

*Sister stares at me in shock

#great timing #my sis loves me #funny #tv #commercial #emergency #why am i like this #siblings

listentothestories

“She talked like a woman who knew more books than people.”

— Melissa Albert, The Hazel Wood

#truth

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