Blue Raspberry

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

This is the parent I want to be omg

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That better be joy not fear

why the hell would that be joy

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.

Don’t giggle. Men like giggling. A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct. Don’t. If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.

HAR HAR HAR HAR CREEPY FUCKING MAN

Yes, This Is Great

27574) My parents always look at me in disgust when I eat because they know I’ll just purge. It’s horrible, they’re always like ‘are you still doing that thing’ you see my lovely parents, this thing is a fucking eating disorder and it’s killing me!

Short girls are kinda cute though it’s like aww you’re so cute you didn’t eat enough vegetables when you were a kid

-wears a dress- someone: oooo who you lookin good for? ;)) me: i was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here i am

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The best advice I have ever gotten from a magazine was in Jane (RIP): if you have to go to work hungover, wear a dress. People will think you look fancier than normal and won’t notice how wrecked you look. Plus it’s much easier to do than trying to match an outfit.

Incredible professional advice.

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