Do they know that blowing cigar smoke in each other’s faces isn’t ironic husband behavior

yeah, ya like that? huh? ya sick freaks? come and get it

Gricko unfazed: "I knew two blokes who died of a stubbed toe. Me mate pubert stubbed his toe on a table and...'

Kremy confused: "Pubert?"

Gricko: "Please Kremy, some respect for the dead. Anyway he stubbed his toe and it hurt so badly, I'm talking howling and cursing, he couldn't stand the pain, grabbed a cleaver and cut it off to stop the pain. It was very messy and the poor fella died."

Frost: "So he died from the blood loss?"

Gricko: "No Frosty, from the stubbed toe. Haven't you been listening?"

Frost disgruntled: "Of course he did. What about the second person you knew who died due to a stubbed toe?"

Gricko: "Oh, Mingely chocked on the stubbed toe when she was eating some stew."

Gideon: "What-ley?"

Frost frustrated: "Gideon please. So she suffocated?"

Gricko: "No, she died because of the stubbed toe! Frosty we need to work on your active listening skills."

Kremy even more confused: "Why was it in the stew?!"

Gricko: "You don't waste good meat Kremy and it was Mingleys birthday and she didn't want fingers!"

Torbek: "Torbek is no longer dying. Or half dying. Torbek would like to skip the chopping part and go to the part someone puts Torbeks toe in their mouth. Torbek has plenty of them to go around. Also about the fingers..."

Gricko: "No thanks Torbek, I had a big lunch. Besides, it could have been worse, the worst thing for a goblin to die of than a stubbed toe is by goblindeez."

Gideon: "Goblindeez?"