“You are…you were…a happy accident. An unwitting contribution from the human race to its own survival.”
- Ellimist, The Ellimist Chronicles, pg. 199 (by K.A. Applegate)

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“You are…you were…a happy accident. An unwitting contribution from the human race to its own survival.”
- Ellimist, The Ellimist Chronicles, pg. 199 (by K.A. Applegate)

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“The queen!” someone shouted in alarm, and the king erupted like a wild animal caught in a snare.
He tried to sit up, and the men around him held him down. He struggled. Someone sensible used both hands to pin the hook, with its knife-edge, to the bed. Someone less sensible tried to consolidate his grip on the king’s other arm and staggered back, holding his face.
“My stitches, my stitches!” the physician yelled.
“Your Majesty, Your Majesty!”
“Damn your stitches!” he snarled. “Let me up.”
With one hand free the king was forcing himself to a sitting position, but more people were pushing him back down, all of them shouting. Someone fell back from the end of the bed, kicked solidly. The doctor cried out again, all his work going to waste.
Costis saw no good to be had by involving himself in the melee. He watched as Ornon stepped forward, seized a man efficiently by the hair, and pulled him sharply backward. The man sat down hard, and Ornon stepped into the space he had left by the king’s bed.
Bonus:
He splayed his hand across the king’s face and slammed his head back hard against the pillow. Keeping his hand planted on the king’s face, he leaned over and roared into his ear, “The queen is fine!”
This scene has the energy of a renaissance/baroque painting.
so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown
BREAKFAST
i don't care what those tiktok and instagram influencers tell you, have three meals a day!!! have a snack!! have that sweet treat!! have food that makes you feel good!!! especially if you're a woman!! starving yourself to look "desirable" will only make you desirable to people who want you to stay malnourished forever. it's a cycle of misery!!

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sickening how when they get into Situations the pattern is that gus complains and panics and blames shawn the whole way down but the instant he thinks he's actually about to die, with shawn watching helplessly, gus tells him it's not his fault and that he'd do it all again exactly the same way.
"These women are making a strong case for repealing the 19th amendment! Look at these women- their vote is equal to yours!"
In regards to women on TikTok making up astrological reasons for why Lindsay Clancy didn't actually kill her children. (The quotes are paraphrased from a NtB article.)
And of course, the response to the criticism to this is, "It's just a joke!"
Okay, but you don't joke about revoking the rights for men to vote when people like Andrew Tate and his brother are caught and arrested. You don't joke about taking away the rights of men to vote when there's a group of them spouting insanity. You're only joking about repealing the 19th amendment when women do this.
This isn't a defense for the women. I don't agree with astrology, and I definitely don't agree with trying to get someone off the hook for murder based on star signs. The idea is insane, and it's insane that others are jumping on board with it.
But how is them acting that way justification to joke about taking away the right to vote for all women, when it is a joke you would definitely not use against men?
I'm not joking. Women have proven themselves incapable of being trusted to make decisions that affect everyone on a national, and sometimes international level.
Also astrology is fake and gay, just like Andrew Tate and everyone like him.
But when men make decisions that are dumb and impact everyone on a national and international level, it's different.
I mean, you had leaders like Stalin, Mao, Hitler, Mussolini, Castro, and Kim Jung Un who have people killed under their leadership, and they're all men, but it's only when women make bad decisions that it's a problem.
You have places under Islamic regime that are all led by men, and the women are severely impacted, but that doesn't count here. Only women are incapable of making decisions that impact everyone.
All of our American presidents have been male, and we can mark the multitude of dumb decisions that impacted the world and the US, but their decisions don't weigh in here.
No, we will only point out the decisions of women that are dumb and use it as evidence as to why they shouldn't vote. We will point to the things women have voted for without consideration to any other factor and claim it's because women can't be trusted.
Because this is a valid stance to make. Women are judged as a whole. Men are to be judged as individuals.
Yeah because men do more good than bad, hope that fucking helps.
Islam needs to be ethnically cleansed, and communism needs to be purged, by the way, and their records should be kept and only viewed for the purpose of mocking, deriding, and overall writing off their overwhelming Jewish behavior, like the kind you exhibit.
If this is how you present yourself, need I say more in the defense for women voting?
If this is how you wish to make your case to me that I should entrust my life and future into the hands of you and people like you, I am now all the more concerned about keeping my right as a woman to vote.
But Leo? He was the annoying guest she couldn’t get rid of. She’d never fall for him, because she was totally out of his league. Not that he cared. She wasn’t his type anyway.
all I want from the ending of the last book is everyone being happy and alive and I am probably asking too much. but leo must get back to her at all costs
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Was going to do all the lights of Eidmi reflected on his face, but it didn’t come out great so here is just his mug
Here’s the thing. Refusing to accept a compliment can be mildly insulting to the person you’re refusing the compliment from.
It’s like you don’t believe them or don’t respect their opinion basically.

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Internet socialists always talk about the things they think they should get for free, they never talk about the labor they themselves will provide for free.
On the rare occasion they do, it's always hobby-related, like "yoga teacher" or "commune muralist." Which implies a lot of confidence in the belief that someone else's passion job will be "lithium miner" or "sewage plant worker."
Worth mentioning that this has always been a problem, as attested to by the many many failed utopian communities of the previous centuries, where everybody's passion was to sit around talking philosophy and somehow they never had food or heating when winter came around
Inspired (again) by: [x]
Im doomed for parallels
i already know there wont be anywhere near enough options but
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For his run(s) of Hadestown I genuinely believe they kept Reeve Carney in stasis backstage and switched him on every night before curtain and said “Hey, Reeve do you want to do a musical?” And he said “Oh boy! Yeah!” And they turned him towards the stage and let him go. I truly believe that every single performance was like his first day on earth to him. And to be clear I mean all of that as a compliment.
I love not playing along
"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"
"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"
❗️I am not playing along with you❗️
“ how do you expect to catch a man at your age?” “Rope”
Hole in the ground camouflaged with leaves

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i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”
My beloved mutuals are turning my 0 note flop posts into 1 note cult classics