Chapter 11
Buckingham palace 1875
I finished giving the queen an examination a few hours ago. The examination results were that her eyes had a delayed reaction to light, I suspect that she has a swollen nerve behind her left eye, when she went to grab something she would miss it by a few centimetres and had to try a few times to get hold of the object, there was a slight discolouration in the skin around the eyes and in the nail beds, I even poked her with a needle in her left hand and she felt nothing. I have my suspicions that there is a problem in the brain but because of the limitations of the medical field of this day and age I had limited ways to test if I am right.
“Any conclusions Dr?” Mycroft asked as I was writing down everything in my notebook.
“I have my suspicions but I would like to run some tests,” I answered. I lifted my head and looked at her Majesty, “How’s your critical thinking, your logic and reasoning?”
“I’ve always been a rational person, even now I’m still logical,” The older woman answered with an offended tone, “May I ask why you’re asking about that.”
“No reason.” I mumbled while writing something in my notebook.
“Here’s the deal, I’m going to have to go back to my apartment.” I stated emotionlessly.
“No. Absolutely not!” Mycroft stood up from his chair. “You are not to go back until you have figured out what is going on with her majesty.”
“Mycroft! Let’s hear the girl out first.” Victoria said.
“I need to go get some equipment from there. I was not prepared to examine the Queen since you kidnapped me, you dipshit.” I stared at Mycroft.
“Why you.” Mycroft was fuming now. “No women should be saying such foul things. Learn some manners.”
I just rolled my eyes and leaned forward in my chair. “I need a microscope, a petri dish and some other things, which are all at my apartment. So if you would be inclined to take me home that would be much appreciated.” I then stood up, “Oh that felt so weird, talking like I’m some rich kid. Anyway before we do anything I need some blood from your ‘MaJesTy’” I said the last word in a mocking tone.
“Blood? What on god’s green earth do you need my blood for?” The Queen asked.
“Blood tests, obviously.” I answered.
“Show some respect to her majesty!” Mycroft shouted.
“Mycroft it is fine. She is the expert here not us.” She then looked at me, “You may take some blood and then go but Mycroft must stay with you the whole time”
”Alright, I guess that’s the best I’m going to get.”
Time skip
Mycroft and I were sitting in a carriage on the way to my apartment. It was deadly quiet. Mycroft was sulking about something and I was reading my case reports to pass the time. We were almost at Baker Street.
“What’s got you looking like a honey badger who got pissed on by a lion?” I asked.
”I beg your pardon?” Mycroft was absolutely flabbergasted.
”I’m asking why are you upset?”
“I am not upset”
”Yes you are”
”No I’m not”
”Yes you are”
”No I am not”
“Yes you are”
“Fine! I am! I’m bloody upset that Her Majesty is making me babysit,” Mycroft complained.
”Technically I should be the one complaining since you kidnap…” I trailed off as I got an idea. I started writing furiously in my notebook.
Mycroft noticed that I stopped talking. “What? Have you got an idea?” I looked up at him with wide eyes. I looked like a weed addict who just tried cocaine for the first time.
“Have you ever heard of Scheele’s green? Schloss green? Swedish green? Cupric green?” I questioned really fast, just as Mycroft was about to answer I spoke again.
“Wait of course you have, it’s one of the most popular colour of the time. Have you ever seen the Queen wear any of these colours?”
“Before she went into mourning, she used to wear it a lot,”
Mycroft answered, he looked at me sceptically,
“But that was over 10 years ago. What does that have anything to do with her illness?”
“Arsenic is a common element in this particular shade of green. I don’t know if this is known at this stage in time but it is poisonous. Short term exposure can lead diarrhoea, nausea and other symptoms, but long term exposure can lead to brain damage, which causes all the other symptoms. It all fits with her symptoms.” I explained to him enthusiastically. “The blood tests will be useless because the arsenic will have left her system, but the damage is done.”
“So what can you do to make her better?” Mycroft asked.
“Nothing.”
“Nothing? Nothing at all? Not even with your futuristic medical knowledge?”
“There’s nothing I can do. Brain damage is irreversible. Even in my time there isn’t anything I can do. She’s lucky it’s only minor.” I answered. “I wish there was something I could have done to help.”











