IN THE DESERT, GONZO WALKS,

it’s sufjan stevens hours right now lads, everyone cry, love god, and be gay

if i watch anime in my house i get abuse from the kids, the missus and probably the dogs too.......cant an adult man watch anime and play minecraft in the comfort of his own home without having rocks thrown at him and people going “this is only partly bc youre a man child, there are other things we hate about you too”

one of my mates, fred, had progressively gotten fitter over the years ive known him and its got to a point where i cant look directly at him because he’s so hot that it makes me sweat but like anyway how i everyone today

having a cat means having to leave all the doors in the house open just in case they want to go into a particular room for no reason and scream for a bit and by god if that door is even MILDLY shut they will claw your carpet to pieces and act like youre the fucking bastard idiot around here 

@whatsthefrequencykeith peter would compose a clapback poem so fast if u tried it but also same :/

real fans remember when i gave carl barat a demo in a toilet