Fanthing

Had to share this thought here too. I was saying in discord that Gale was lucky I wasn't playing durge during the scene where he tries to boom himself in Act 2 because I can see a durge, resistant or otherwise, hearing him say he will basically condemn the world for them and going:

and their (useless) chosen

Companions: Yeah everyone is forgetful sometimes.

Shadowheart: Not being able to remember your past is totally normal. Preferred even.

Durge: I have insatiable bloodlust and a need to murder.

Lae'zel: Yes that is normal and preferred too.

Astarion: Dew it!! *Giggle* murder is fun!

Other Companions: I get it, I've been cut off in traffic before.

Durge: I blackout some times and when I come to I have done something terrible I didn't mean to do.

Gale: Oh that happened to me once! I swear I don't remember eating that whole package of girl scout cookies! Tara was mortified!

Wyll: That hasn't happened to me in a long time. My wine tolerance has increased a lot in the past few years.

Durge: *blacks out, murders someone by stabbing them repeatedly and bathing in their blood.*

I’m just imagining Shadowheart with her hair freshly dyed to look like Isobel’s like “I am also dating the child of a god 😌” and Durge just over there like

Durge: So I'm told.

Gale: So, presumably you look nothing like him - as a child might a parent.

Durge: Correct.

Gale: So, then, what made him decide to make you so attractive?

Durge: Perhaps he thought it would arouse less suspicion.

Just some freaks doing what they do

(Also hi, yeah, I'm still alive and addicted to this game)

“For he who bore the mark of the god that made him was not forsaken by her. Thus do the children of Selûne love, knowing that for every love that endures beneath the Moonmaiden’s light shall know her blessings.”

— From the writings of Gale Dekarios on the fall of the Absolute

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*pre act 1, somewhere in the outerplanes or whatever* gods: what the hells are the dead 3 doing now?? what is that?? a netherbrain?? ugh right then, what are we gonna do about it shar: i have a plan SO EVIL AND PERFECT and a chosen locked and loaded she's already on her way to retrieve that stupid githyanki prince and then im going to fucking destroy that asshole ketheric

mystra: bitch please the only one around here with a shiny red fix it button is me. when i tell you my former chosen is obsessed with me. no way will he deny me, all i gotta do is ask and he'll detonate the problem in one go. ace in the hole.

Jergal [a big fan of the avengers]: i have a plan to bring together a group of of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we need them to, to fight the battles that we never could.

gods: ugh shut the hell up jergal this is basically your fault

Jergal: im stealing all your feral chosen and you can't stop me

Death by Snu Snu, Ketheric Thorm foresaw

Happy New Years!!

Archdruid Halsin was embarrassed