South Park Headcanons: Kenny
Cause I have no life...
P A N S E X U A L
This boy started experimenting w/ drugs in middle school
Parties hard
Is a switch
Skips school a lot
Fails all his classes cause he just doesn’t give a shit
Here for a good time, not a long time
Goes to multiple parties every weekend
Is always open to each and every substance
No fears bro
Depressed but covers it with drugs, alcohol, and sex (high school)
Cigarettes are a constant
Still makes time for Karen all the time
Always stuck with his friends
Especially Butters
Doesn’t even think of settling down until he’s in his late 20’s - early 30’s
Falls in love w/ Butters and lives a peaceful rest of his life with him
Butters helps him get help w/ his depression
He protects his Butters with his life
Butters love him with all his big heart and vice versa
