apparently my "egos" are fandoms

all lanugauages are descended from Fish

all languages are descended from Phish

"thing" is the gerund of "the"

Reblog to dramatically improve prev’s day.

what they don't tell you about teaching your cats to speak is that he will demand sandstorm be played on a loop and you'll be stuck listening to it for hours

you know social media is dead when ppl are complaining abt 2k likes on instagram or tiktok like i KNOW u have never been on tumblr because i feel famous with 20 likes on a post 😛

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

I'm seeing warnings about scammers trying to commission artists but the "reference sheet" for their character they want commissioned isn't an image but a .vbs file ("visual basic script"), and will run a script when you open it, probably to yoink your account(s), but I haven't seen this from anyone who's actually clicked it yet. Just be careful and never open a file like that, 'cause people suck.

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

I'm like if some guy was really tired

this is my fave post on this whole website

do you ever fully know that you’re about to be rickrolled but click the link anyway for the thrill of it

The best kind of show