+ PRECIOUS AND FRAGILE THINGS +

god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything

I'm sorry for putting you through unethical trials and rituals, please forgive me. I'll even let you try out my new maze for free

sorry i tried to drink your blood i think you're cute

target audience of less than ten individuals

My target audience is me and even that bastard is impossible to please

okay, let’s settle this like MEN. (kisses you)

being bi means i like prettyboys and evilwomen

All gay people do is sit around and describe the tattoos we want to get when we have the money

happy halloween lgbties!! what creature feature gay metaphor r u?

*goes into my imagination and plays with my ocs like i’m a four year old with a dollhouse*