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α΄Κ-Mα΄Ι΄ : Aα΄Κα΄ss α΄Κα΄ Sα΄Ιͺα΄
α΄Κ-Vα΄Κsα΄ (2023) - Pα΄Κα΄ 2
A collection of random lines compiled from the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) Feel free to change the pronouns in order to better suit the parts involved.
β Kid's an anarchist. β
β Oh, what the heck? β
β Wanna see pictures? β
β "Chai" means tea, bro! β
β You're saying "tea tea!" β
β Would I ask you for a "coffee coffee"? β
β Yeah, actually, stop talking. β
β I don't see anything, boss. β
β This guy/girl is killing me. β
β You're welcome. Shut up. β
β You never made a mistake? β
β Why don't you have 8 arms? β
β I don't believe in consistency. β
β Neither was I! I'm in the zone! β
β It's a metaphor for capitalism. β
β You disrupted a canon event. β
β Do you wanna hold my baby? β
β Oh, I thought you hated labels. β
β I told you he/she was a liability! β
β This is what I love about heists! β
β Can you not talk for a second? β
β Did you go see your little friend? β
β Wanna go easy on the penguin? β
β You're not supposed to be here! β
β Baby... you're really not helping. β
β I was gonna try and ignore you. β
β Yeah, and how did that work out? β
β Look, I know I messed up, okay?! β
β How many sweaters do you have? β
β Why does the horse need a mask? β
β I don't always like what I have to do. β
β Of course I'm right. I'm always right. β
β I've given up too much to stop now. β
β No, no, no! I did not mean it like that! β
β Oh, I'm very good at reading people. β
β That's a sports metaphor, by the way. β
β This romantic tension is so palpable! β
β You can't ask me not to save my ___. β
β Could this day get any damn weirder?! β
β How can you guys even concentrate? β
β Do you know how bad this is for you? β
β I'm coming up to get you! Here I come! β
β You weren't expecting that, were you? β
β I promise I will not let you down again. β
β I always taught you to do it by the book. β
β I'll do it, but not because you told me to. β
β I didn't know they made those for adults. β
β We are supposed to be the good guys. β
β Cuz I think it's gonna change our vibe. β
β Running is the least crazy thing going on! β
β What are you talking about? I'm helping- β
β He/She just wants to be taken seriously. β
β I have never seen him/her so emotional! β
β You blew another hole in the multiverse! β
β I know you know I've been lying to you. Β β
β I had a nightmare about that once. But no! β
β Why do you wanna be a part of this stuff? β
β I don't follow orders. Neither does he/she. β
β I think maybe we got off on the wrong foot. β
β We all want to live the life we wish we had. β
β You gotta promise nothing's gonna change. β
β Look, he/she's just some villain of the week! β
β I'm not following what's happening right now. β
β Man, what does it look like I'm trying to do?! β
β You got an hour to fix this, or I can't help you. β
β Wait! You don't know what you're doing, man! β
β Actually, we need you here, for some reason. β
β Stop pretending you know what you're doing! β
β How much trouble could he/she get in tonight? β
β You realize how messed up that sounds, right? β
β And this is where the British stole all of our stuff! β
β Are you talking to him/her, or me? Or... him/her? β
β Bit of advice: use the palm, not just your fingers. β
β How many missions have you been on together? β
β What am I supposed to do? Just let him/her die?! β
β Taking a crap on the establishment. I salute you. β
β You're both equally terrible. Does that settle it? β
β I don't even know what the right thing is, anymore. β
β I'm not a role model. I was briefly a runway model. β
β Oooh, you weren't invited, and you came anyway? β
β I'm trying to hold a serious adult conversation, here. β
β Do I, uhh... have web on my face? What's the deal? β
β You and me are finally gonna live up to our potential. β
β You let him/her leave, he/she'll only do more damage. β
β I'm about to be so much more than a villain of the week. β
β You made me feel empty, like I had a hole inside of me! β
β I'll make you pay for everything you took away from me. β
β I wouldn't call it a mess. More like a... success in progress. β
β Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go. β
β If I hadn't said it before, by the way, you're a terrible mentor. β
β Come on, go easy on the kid. He/She had a terrible teacher! β
β Please, hold your questions until I'm done breaking this thing! β
β Is this where... like, you dress up like your favorite character? β
β Where's the... the bad/girl guy you were supposed to monitor? β
β I just saw where you went, and went there without you knowing. β
β Ha! I knew I was gonna regret making him/her that web shooter. β
β It's because I thought if you knew you wouldn't love me the same. β
β This should work! Or vaporize me and everything in this building. β
β Do... do you want us to do something, or do we just stand here? β
β You don't get to have a heartfelt conversation with me right now! β
β I just need enough to get me somewhere with a full-sized collider. β
β Since I leveled up my game, I'm on a journey of self-improvement! β
β I can do all these things, but I can't help the people I love the most. β
β The hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody. β
β Hey, you! Could you please deactivate this wonderfully strong barrier? β
β You have a choice between saving one person and saving an entire world. β
β Don't be afraid of my friend ___,he/she just looks scary. He/She's got no bite. β
β Look bad things are gonna happen. It makes us who we are.But good things happen too, you know? β
β I hate labels, I'm not a hero, 'cuz calling yourself a "hero" makes you a self-mythologizing, narcissistic autocrat. β
