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" Cake makes you fat."

  "The rest of my diet balances it out, but you . . ."

" Harv is a big jerk who won’t pay attention to me."

  "Guess I'll have to be a big jerk and eat all this cake by myself--"

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This is the best part of a friendship:

! ❤ !

Never forget about this transition 

"Am I not GOOD ENOUGH to be hit on?!”

  "Yes--NO--I . . .I--                              I DON'T KNOW!!!"

"Are…are you hitting on me?”

  "AM I--            Oh, God, why would I--NO!!!"

—uh…thank you?”

  "No problem, I mean--you're the second prettiest guy in class."

    I have the perfect matching outfit to coordinate it with.”

  And he might've used that tunic to deliver another goat-- Whatever, the blood would probably come out. "Okay! You wanna go anywhere special?"

"Not that I care or anything…but…I’m not ugly, right?”

  " . . . No?           I mean, your eyelashes are nice--"

Jake T Austin

" Pick me up at seven."

  "'Kay."