Walk through the valley of peace with bare feet

do u ever just look at ur muse and just “you make shit decisions”

Destroy me fight me give me something harsh to dig my jaws into. I’m trapped in myself give me an enemy already and release me.

:0c im still here i can always tutor you again

trade you some tutoring in reading for more fight training

my friend, you know this is an opportunity I will not pass up. 

:0c im still here i can always tutor you again

2 months feels like forever to me ok how’s your reading been going?

its been forever! how’ve you been?

According to my lightning bolt in reality it has merely been two months. However, I do see how this might feel much longer. I apologize for not announcing my hiatus prior to taking it. In this time my knowledge of sciences has vastly improved. I am learning arithmetic.  

I don’t know how obvious I can make it that I’ve been beyond fed up with Asgardia. I’m going to socially block all of them, don’t talk to me or my hundreds of illegitimate children scattered across the world ever again

Low key slides you my number 

Unless that’s a prelude to an offer to work for me, I wouldn’t worry about it.

Humor me, my friend. 

Help is best acquired through threats of violence. 

Willing participants are far less likely to turn on you.

Willing participants are hard to come by. 

It depends on what you’re doing, and how good you make it sound.

What is it exactly then, that you seek my friend?