adapt, evolve, become.

icarly was right: live life…………..breathe air………i know somehow we’re gonna get there

He discovered true power in wearing a wig.

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

Omg

Unmute

OH MY FUCKING GOD

tumblr staff did say no to “human genitals” so of course they’d approve that chussy

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

*hogs squealing*

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

no offense but im going to get better and im taking all of you up with me

mutuals if tumblr gets deleted feel free to hunt me down in the city streets like a half-feral animal

i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense