Mute Deputy Rook

John: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Jacob: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

John: But I heard a siren.

Jacob: That wasn’t a siren, that was Joseph screaming.

John: …Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

Jacob: Do you?

Whitehorse: I don’t have any children?

Joseph: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwiches?

So I started to think of what fun things Faith might do with her brewery. Does Eden’s Gate allow alcohol? Probably not! But who needs that when you have psychotropic drugs.

I’ve seen some people online suggest that the three bombs we see at the end of Far Cry 5 exploded from the bunkers of John, Faith and Jacob, thus insinuating that the “Apocalypse” is just a local event orchestrated by Joseph.

As you can see in these pictures, this is absolutely not true.

After careful examination, I came to the conclusion that the bombs exploded anywhere on the red lines and probably beyond the limits of the map.

I doubt they exploded only 3-4 km (about 2 miles) away from the group. I mean, we’re talking about nuclear bombs here. Wouldn’t they have died? Nobody was injured from the first blast and some of them didn’t even fall.

You can’t say “keep running scared, it only makes the hunt more exciting” and expect ppl to like ….

i don’t think i’ll ever be okay that it’s Pratt’s voice telling you to “cull the herd” in some parts of the trials

*Marge Simpson meme but the potato is “etymology and Biblical allusions* “I just think they’re neat.” (most “special” tibits imo highlighted)

The Seeds

Joseph – “he will add” – St. Joseph, husband of Mary and patron of fathers, travelers, immigrants, and carpenters

Jacob – “holder of the heel” or “May God protect – in Old Testament, the born holding the heel of his older twin brother, Esau – twice “stole” the rights of his older brother: (1) “buying” a starving Esau’s birthright for “red pottage” or stew and (2) dressing himself, on the advice of his mother Rebecca, in goatskin to disguise himself as his hairy older brother to their blind father and receive the blessing meant for Esau

John – “God Is gracious” – John the Baptist, who baptised Jesus Christ and was executed by Herod Antipas – John the Apostle, the youngest of the 12 apostles

Faith – “to trust” –deriv. from the Latin “fidere,” but adopted as a given name in 17th c. English Puritan tradition

 Rachel –“ewe” (Hebrew) – In the Old Testament, the first favorite wife of Jacob (who was tricked into marrying her older sister, but “won” the right to take her as a second wife in exchange for 7 years labour for their father); facing barrenness, she offered her handmaid to her husband but eventually had children herself, including a son named Joseph