Officially Uncool.

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

*yells kobe as I throw my life away*

One of the stupidest things I ever did was chug more than half a bottle of Hennessy by myself the night before I went on 16 hour road trip.

You are a beautiful man

I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE FOUND OUT SHE COULD EVEN DO THAT

IM LAUGHING JAYDEN SMITH IS JUST SITTING THERE DRINKING MILK

Jaden is on another level, acting like a Dave Chappelle caricature

"skate or die" is a false ideology. we are born dead, and we skate to pretend to be alive

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all