HAMATO.

living in new england is just like that. warnings for emotional abuse, murder, kidnappings. feel free to change wording and pronouns as needed.

"she's trying to play the victim here?"

"we have to make it look like none of this ever happened."

"this isn't normal. none of this is normal."

"we'll fix it together, okay?"

"you're too good for him."

"i think it's technically kidnapping, not hostage taking."

"i was made for politicking."

"it seemed justifiable. but it wasn't, and it's not."

"he's tied up and bleeding. we did that."

"the only thing serious about me is my heart condition."

"he's a distraction, alright?"

"i've never hurt him before."

"he's not a complete idiot. he just wants you to think he is."

"i always knew you'd take after mom."

"you're a useless piece of shit just like dad."

"isn't that what you wore last night?"

"it's not my fault. i get overwhelmed."

"he laughs when you bleed."

"it's terrible being sick and alone."

"i know you don't like her, but you really don't know her."

"i don't know why I'm bothering to try and make you care."

"you always do what she says."

"this self-destructive bullshit is just playing the victim again."

"people who show up at front doors without calling are very intense."

"you have the general vibe of a sad dog in a cone."

"if you want to stay here, you can stay here."

"do you want me to stay?"

"no one wants to read about me."

"i don't want to be me anymore."

"we really can't make out at a funeral."

"ever since i started talking to you, i don't think i've had one day that's felt normal."

"i don't want to think about it, i don't want to talk about it. i just want to pretend like it never happened at all."

"you don't have to pretend to like something just to make someone happy."

"i'm not very good at fun."

"if you want to have fun, you have to be ready to haul ass at any moment."

"if i were to get you a nice surprise, what would it be?"

"what do you want to do for your birthday?"

"it makes me very good at sex."

"i kind of miss having a little noise in my life."

"i need a death certificate."

"how long have you and that guy been having an affair?"

"a lot of people would say i should get a divorce."

"he messed up, and i fixed it."

"are you actually helping?"

"these are your people."

"should i go somewhere else to smoke?"

stream better man (2024). feel free to adjust/edit as needed.

"i am all of the above, babe."

"i haven't got a clue what to do with you."

"what am i gonna do with this crush?"

"what am i to do, man?"

"not sure what i'm doing all day."

"i have what you want."

"if you want me, here i am."

"not sure i understand this role i've been given."

"my head speaks a language i don't understand."

"i just wanna feel real love."

"i've got too much life running through my veins."

"i don't wanna die, but i'm not keen on living either."

"i scare myself to death."

"there's a hole in my soul."

"come on, hold my hand."

"you can't manufacture a miracle."

"the silence was pitiful."

"love is getting too cynical."

"you analyze everyone you meet."

"may you find that love that won't leave you."

"something beautiful will come your way."

"all your friends think you're satisfied."

"they can't see your soul."

"i got my catholic shame."

"basically, it's all come on top for me."

"i wasn't me when we met."

"you haven't lost my respect."

"i'm here to make money and get laid."

"i'm a star, but i'll fade."

"when i'm alone, i'm too loud."

"thank you for keeping me company."

"you've all been so nice to me."

"i know much smarter men never got this far."

"i've got so many regrets."

"i've smoked too many cigarettes."

"i've had more blondes than brunettes."

"i'm not expecting your sympathy, but it's all been too much for me."

"i'm getting to grips with what you said."

"why don't we talk about it?"

"why don't we break up?"

"there's nothing left to say."

"i'm easily bored, is that okay?"

"i'll walk away."

"let's pretend we never met."

"i'll go out and find another you."

"there's just no pleasing me."

"don't fight the feeling, relax."

"the knots are in your back."

"just keep breathing with me."

"you've been thinking too much."

"you only hurt yourself."

"hello, did you miss me?"

"i know i'm hard to resist."

"it's hard to be humble when you're so fucking big."

"come and take a piece of me."

"if you don't see me, i don't exist."

"what's the point in hating me?"

"you can't argue with popularity."

"i'm just young and overrated."

"i'm not scared of dying. i just don't want to."

"if i stopped lying, i'd just disappoint you."

"don't spoil my day."

"please don't talk that way."

taken from robbie williams' 2000 album. feel free to adjust/edit as needed.

"you made a miracle."

"what did we do wrong?"

"why don't you love your brother?"

"are you out of your mind?"

"i can't contain how i feel."

"i'm getting old before my time."

"i'm doing all i can."

"go easy on my conscience."

"it's not my fault."

"when's it gonna stop?"

"you're keeping me up all night."

"you're with the wrong man."

"i don't want to be sleazy."

"all the best women are married."

"all the handsome men are gay."

"are there bags under your eyes?"

"what are you really looking for?"

"do you need a bit of rough?"

"everybody lives for love."

"i didn't mean to get so high."

"you can't just up and leave me."

"there's only one of me."

"please don't think of me."

"do you think it's not hurting me?"

"you'll meet other men."

"if i see you with them, it's gonna tear me apart."

"maybe in another life."

"you're not the only one who feels like this."

"i'm so scared of what i'm doing all the time."

"the more i sleep, the less i have to say."

"i'm scared that you think i'm boring."

"i'm so sick of people's expectations."

"do you know how much it hurts?"

"i'm controlled by my fear."

"please don't hurt me."

"you said i was northern scum."

"that's fighting talk where i'm from."

"i've been running nearly all my life."

"don't hate me 'cause i'm handsome."

"baby, do i scare you?"

"there's something you should know."

"there's nothing funny left to say."

"everything i touched was golden."

taken from the (incredible) robbie williams biopic. feel free to adjust as needed.

"i've been called many things - narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat..."

"i wanna show you how i really see myself."

"don't fuck it up."

"i'm like a chainmail condom, nothing's getting through."

"nice one, dickhead."

"you really are fucking useless, aren't you?"

"you're a fucking nobody."

"where i grew up, you were meant to act small."

"my dna is cabaret."

"i came out of the womb with jazz hands."

"you've got to risk it all, whatever it takes."

"if you make it... it's paradise."

"you're either born with it or you're a nobody."

"i wouldn't change a hair on your head."

"i don't want to be a nobody."

"love, there's no such thing as a nobody."

"have you seen the fit one with the big bulge?"

"i'm going to fuck it up, i know it."

"just go out there, sing your fucking song, and walk off."

"i'm going to be found out. they'll see that i'm ugly, i'm stupid, i'm untalented."

"i'm not good at anything."

"i thought to become famous you had to be really, really good. turns out you just have to show off."

"i usually go over people's heads."

"he left us to be one step closer to his gods."

"shut the door on your way out."

"i know what i'm going to be."

"listen, don't embarrass yourself, yeah?"

"fuck me, you'd make an awful stripper."

"i thought he was going to blow you right there on the pitch."

"i don't need all that fancy shit."

"you've got a ticket to heaven and you're gonna stay here?"

"i've got a bastard of a headache."

"look at you. you've got no talent."

"it was a shock, but, you know, in a good way."

"who's this dickhead in those trainers? they are so three years ago."

"he was a genius. an actual genius."

"he sang like an angel, but he danced like a twat."

"in five years, we're all going to hate each other."

"i was fucking great, wasn't i?"

"you were a bit much, frankly."

"just remember what you rehearsed."

"i'm not bothered they say i slept with them."

"you know, i almost started to like you."

"i think he's developing a sense of humour."

"why would i want a bigger house to hide in?"

"i'm just giving the people what they want."

"i pretend the whole world is lucky to see me."

"you add nothing to this. any of it."

"you owe me a pint, love."

"i wish i'd known you were coming."

"what have you got to mope about?"

"it's like i can't keep track of who i am anymore."

"everything you have, i've given you, and you don't deserve any of it."

"you're making us look like fucking idiots."

"there's an energy to revenge, and it's very, very seductive."

"i'm going to be fucking massive."

"i just want to prove i can make it on my own."

"i told you, you wouldn't understand."

"it's not a competition. it's just hard work."

"you've missed me, haven't you?"

"i'm going to be a dad."

"if i orgasmed every time i had a number one, i'd be fucking dry."

"like he fucking knows what we're fucking talking about."

"it's how you know you've made it, fucking knobhead."

"are you going to do it, or are you going to pussy out, you fucking wimp?"

"thankfully, he wasn't in the country at the time."

living in new england is just like that. warnings for drug/alcohol abuse and emotional abuse. feel free to change wording and pronouns as needed.

“i do love a planning phase.”

“nothing says 'party' like your flowcharts.”

“someone has to be responsible.”

“you ever get that feeling that maybe change wouldn't be so…”

“pick up your trash. it's not that hard.”

“i don't think this actually would really make a lot of sense for us right now.”

“ladies always do it in the movies.”

“i wanted to feel fancy.”

“can't some things just stay the same?”

“it's a fresh start.”

“we can be everything we always wanted.”

“i can see us now, lying in that bed.”

“we can finally do that thing you say we'll never do.”

“i have always wanted to have the boss over for dinner.”

“if I do this, you have to behave, okay?”

“i must be crazy coming back here.”

“it's…elegant.”

“we're having a party and you're thinking about cleaning up?”

“i never get to be one of the boys.”

“just swear. ‘eff’ is so much worse.”

“it’s a party, not death row.”

“do you ever think about maybe trying to have just a little bit of fun?”

“maybe indulge in a hard seltzer?”

“i’m tired of trying.”

“i really think if i could start over and go somewhere else and just do everything right this time, i can finally be, like, done.”

“he said that things were gonna change.”

“do i never finish things, or does he take them from me?”

“what are you supposed to do if you can't close your eyes and picture a future where everything's okay?”

“dreaming's useless with him around.”

“you know what happens when you try to be funny.”

“i never really thought of us as a ‘we.’”

“i felt sorry for you. convincing yourself all your dreams are gonna come true…it was hard to watch.”

“i'm bad with cringe comedy.”

“good boys don't get to do anything fun.”

“this is my first time sneaking out of a house.”

“why'd i wait so long to do something like this?”

“i can't believe how much time i've spent talking about nothing.”

“i don't know when i got so isolated from everyone.”

“you're the one who pulled away.”

“you wanted someone to listen and nod and agree with you.”

“i feel like i don't even know this version of you.”

“she is a sexy little contraption.”

“i'm always impressed with how you can make ‘nothing to do with you’ all about you.”

“you hate them as much as i do.”

“i learn so much being married to you.”

“why is everybody up my ass this week?”

“we're in that mutually-assured destruction territory now, yeah?”

“you're the most self-controlled person I ever met.”

“i was so drunk, i don't even remember his name.”

“people pay good money to be locked inside a room.”

“sometimes i think she thinks i'm an idiot.”

“nowhere's better than anywhere else. they're all just bad in their own way.”

“up until minutes ago, i didn't know i liked you.”

“you just watched him and laughed.”

“he didn't like that i had something that was my own, so he took it away from me.”