I AM A FREEZE POP SLUT

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

Message me?

Kik? Tromboners

My parents got their nipples pierced together (like they didn’t attach themselves to each other via nipples they both got their nipples done) as a couple thing idk and dad would attach those phone charms that light up with you get a text to them at parties. Well once he forgot to take them off and went to work and had to arrest someone for drunk driving and the charms went off so they both had to act like the big scary police officers nipples weren’t flashing

#okayno bUT whAT IF #the COP he had bLUE AND RED LIGHTS ON EACH NIPPLE #aND when A PERP tried to make a run for it #hE’D SWITCH N ON HIS NIPS AND CHASE’M DOWN THE SIDEWALK WITH HIS NIPS FLASHING LIKE A POLICE CAR

officer nips

not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL

cool, but why?

The main reason is pollution, but I can see this having a lot of application in areas of the world where they can’t necessarily afford to produce water bottles. They’re enormously cheaper to manufacture than water bottles for the same comparable amount of water.

*goes into a bar and orders water orb like A Bug’s Life*

Yo…

buzzfeed articles talk about tumblr all the time as if the buzzfeed contributors are anthropologists observing us in our natural habitat