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Hahah every trans person loves [product]. Trans culture is [music by cis people]. I mean [cis person] is soooo trans-coded. To be trans is to like [video game]. Queer culture is pretty much just [product]. Spend money spend money spend money consumerism labubu . Stuff animal . Video game . Generic Pop Star . Celebrity .
Never forget what they took from us.
For those asking how it compares today
and also
Mid-year 2026 update (this is without tax):
Just to round out the comparison.
still thinking about doctor who redacted fan event, so i wanted to do an interest check poll!
im thinking a dw redacted group listen (a la the gallifrey relisten) where we listen to 1 episode a week on a specified day. more info:
the whole series is free to listen/download (with transcripts also available)
there are only 16 episodes (plus 1 mini episode & 1 trailer)
most of the full episodes are 20-30 minutes long
s1 is 10 episodes + 1 mini episode, s2 is 1 trailer + 6 episodes
also, the 3 main characters are 3 queer girls! the lead is a trans woman and the other two are both Black sapphic women!
if you ARE interested but unsure if you can participate, please vote YES ā this poll is just to gauge interest, not ability to participate
interest check?
YES, i'm interested in joining + i have previously listened to the ENTIRE series
YES, i'm interested in joining + i have previously listened to SOME of dw redact
YES, i'm interested in joining + i have NEVER listened to any of dw redacted
NO, i am not interested + i have previously listened to the ENTIRE series
NO, i am not interested + i have previously listened to SOME of dw redacted
NO, i am not interested + i have NEVER listened to any of dw redacted
(feel free to reblog btw)

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Jinkies
Jeepers!
Zoinks!
Ruh roh!
My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying āFUCKā because we know who typically says the other 4 things
which makes sense as heās the one who actually legally owns it
which makes sense as heās
the one who actually
legally owns it
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The most far right party in the uk (Restore) is claiming that THE KING OF THE UNITED KINGDOM is not british this country is a fucking joke
Explanation: Rupert Lowe, the leader of the Restore party, claimed that the only British people are people born to two people born in the UK
However, our good king chazs' dad wasn't born in the UK. When presented with this fact, Lowe tried to ignore this because it's slightly inconvenient to have to acknowledge that you're calling the king of the uk ... not british
I love this little asshole so much!!!!!! :D !!!!!!
OMG HIM!! Truthhhh
hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?
Yes
No
No nuance. If you donāt have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.
You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.

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you cant park there mate
The charges the driver faces include āno valid boat registrationā. (Article)
rapid fire things i learned about my boyfriend this morning.
he has never seen disney's the little mermaid
he thought the song Poor Unfortunate Souls was from phantom of the opera
he has never seen phantom of the opera
he thought disney made phantom of the opera
he thought phantom of the opera was animated
"i couldve sworn i saw an animated hunchback"
...wait do you mean the hunchback of notre dame
he thought phantom of the opera was the hunchback of notre dame
Never Learned - Gator Days
They should add "On Horseback" option to Google Maps. For writers.
"Hevoslinja" (Trans-Horse) is a European art project started in 2014 by Finnish artist Eero Yli-Vakkuri - according to his own words 'skilless in riding and afraid of animals' at the start.
The aim of the project was to travel 270 km / 168 miles between Helsinki and Turku in Finland, and to highlight the possibility of horse travel in modern society. Since then they've took to promoting horseback efforts in urban landscapes with several European collaborators and artists.
Yli-Vakkuri and collaborators first spent eight months practicing riding to become safely self-sufficient in saddle, and bought a Finnhorse gelding Toivottu Poika ('Awaited Son'). The route followed, as closely as possible, the old coastal royal country road of the premodern era, Kuninkaantie/Suuri Rantatie, and took 9 days.
Toivottu Poika is a very average example of his breed, standing at some 155 cm / 15.1 hh tall. The Finnhorse is a relative of for example the North-Norwegian Lyngshest breed, the Icelandic horse, the Swedish Gotlandsruss pony and the Estonian landrace horse and Tori horse breed. It is a mid-sized light draught and trotter, a sensibly realistic mediaeval country travel horse equivalent.
For more hardcore short-term treks, looking into competitive endurance riding can be helpful. Mongol Derby might be one of the most intense races, as it recreates the Chinggis Khan era postal system of swapping horses continuously over a 1000 km / 620 mile route.
By only including skilled endurance riders, keeping up a constant fast speed and swapping horses every 40 km / 25 mil, the Mongol Derby route only takes 10 days even though it's several times the length of the Trans-Horse project. This is the speed of highly organised imperial messengers with the supporting cultural infrastructure, professional marathon runners where Yli-Vakkuri and Toivottu poika were leisure hikers.
The Mongolian landrace horse is a very distant relative of the breeds above, but much lighter and smaller than the agriculturally focused modern Finnhorse - typicaly standing at 142 cm / 14 hh at most. (This would've also been common for Finnhorses before the 19th century.) What really differentiates them from Western breeds, however, is the way they're trained and raised in semi-feral herds, and it's said that while the rider may decide where the pair is headed, the horse is the one to decide how to get there.
also it's not quite google maps, but there is a lovely site called Viabundus!
the last i checked, the map of roads stretches from Calais, France to Moscow, Russia west to east and from KoŔice, Slovakia to Tornio, Finland south to north. it doesn't cover all of Europe, for example Sweden and Norway are empty at the moment, but it is quite extensive and still being worked on! in addition to showing the old roads, you can calculate the distance and travel time from one city to another, and there are a lot of options:
and that's not all! here's a description from the site itself (emphasis mine):
"Viabundus is a freely accessible online street map of late medieval and early modern northern Europe (1350-1650). Originally conceived as the digitisation of Friedrich Bruns and Hugo Weczerka's Hansische HandelsstraĆen (1962) atlas of land roads in the Hanseatic area, the Viabundus map moves beyond that. It includes among others: a database with information about settlements, towns, tolls, staple markets and other information relevant for the pre-modern traveller; a route calculator; a calendar of fairs; and additional land routes as well as water ways."
it's quite neat and also free! i hope someone else finds it as fascinating and cool as i did :)

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FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis
The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists canāt take it any more
the fucking timestamp
Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.
Itās about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.