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cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

lifes-pinata

Grace: *Retroactively freaking out about Doing A Misogyny™*

Rocky: Me and the bestie!!! :)

kragehund-est

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

stroebe2

anthonybourdyke

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garrettauthor

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

thyrell

what’s the punchline here

thyrell

wait

thyrell

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🥰

hexpress

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

do-you-have-a-flag

things u do not know about if you have watched project hail mary but not read the book

1: Ryland Grace experiencing involuntary knowledge of his co-workers sex lives because they think of him as someone they need to report to

2: Ryland Grace's surprise at being informed that he is considered the second highest up on the mission after Stratt

3: Ryland Grace finding out a room full of people assuming he's sleeping with Stratt

4: autocannibalism

derinthescarletpescatarian

What is the movie even about if they cut out all the best parts

derinthescarletpescatarian

THEY LEFT OUT EMBEZZLER BOB AND NUKING ANTARCTICA??

derinthescarletpescatarian

#didn't even include “i live alone. this might mean i'm gay”

Please tell me they kept the part where he knew nothing about himself except that he lived alone and was childless but he liked kids a lot and had an internal freakout about the worst possible interpretation of this information before realising he was a teacher and being like "oh thank god".

mageless

They did not ;_; I am incredibly sad about this

mizgnomer

David Tennant in robes/housecoats/dressing gowns (and a kimono)

quarter0master

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yallstar

SCREAMING my mom just called out of the blue to be like "hey have you ever read fahrenheit 451?? it's so good!!" and i was surprised she hadn't read it before but we chatted a little about the book and then at one point she goes "yeah i just never got around to it bc i didn't really like star trek" which of course had me going "huh?" followed quickly by "mom. mom do you think gene roddenberry wrote farenheit 451 or that ray bradbury created star trek." and after a veeeeery long silence she says, ".....this would explain some of the tonal differences"

katmaibearfan

ohhhhhhhh my GOODNESS 901jr is being ADORABLE right now!!!

katmaibearfan

GIRL HOW ARE YOU SO FLUFFY 😭

katmaibearfan

OH COME ON

katmaibearfan

glad to see that we are all being very normal about 901jr

distractedboyfriend

queermarzipan

WHAT THE FUCK

clouds-of-wings

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

zoi-no-miko

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

sighinastorm

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

ninjamouse13

adehl

tomato cultivars cataloged by rutgers new jersey agricultural experiment station

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melody suspended in starlight

print!

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