happy.

liking girls is so weird bc like,, do you like me too?? or are you just being nice and a good friend??? pls help i’m lost??????

I can relate to this

I’m sleepy n I want someone to hold me

passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

Update: she fancies me

Update: She’s my girlfriend

Update: We live together

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

Accurate

the gender neutral term for landlord or landlady is parasite