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If asuma had lived the change is the sarutobis would be much, much closer to the hatakes, becoming great family friends. Asuma would have become an uncle of sorts for Kujira just like Gai did, Mirai and Kujira would have met earlier too insted of meeting after Yukines death and her role as to fill in team genma. Asuma would have clocked Kujira and Yukines whole thing far much earlier since he saw it first hand with mizuki and would have done smth about it.

Another significant changed would be Konohamaru would have known Kujira far earlier and they would have become more akin to family insted of the messy weird feelings going that happen when your in prolonged contact with someone during the most traumatic things someone can expirence in ANBU that both know are there but due to protocol, her being Narutos little sister, and His ex senseis daughter never explore but are both extreamly aware of. Think of them as like two codependent trauma bonded friends that have 0 personal space between them due to said trauma bonding, which freaks every who haven't expirence this out.

- "not your kakashi posting again" in relation to something that has NOTHING to do with kakashi.

- " go fuck your blond man " when i wont reply fast enough

- #whatever #Okay #fine

- anon that wants you [insert anything] refent addition, funny everytime

- whatdatmean

- "man I dont even knoe" to anything we dont understand

I always imagined that after the initial shock and emotional turmoil left by the betrayal, Iruka for some time was like that audio that goes "Yo lo hubiera perdonado, Tere" like the full dialogue "I would have forgiven him, Tere. I swear I would have forgiven him if he came looking for me and asked for forgiveness," with the tears and sobs and everything

oh I been WAITING FOR THISSSS. I was actually gonna make a comic about this so this is like a pre view

As we knoe, Yuki tried to kill her and use her body to resurrected the minato right? well before he died after defeating and stealing the body of the fourth he was in prison for a short while after getting caught reading edo tensei scrolls.She visited to try and yk, talk sense into him about how that isnt how it works, that lord 4th wouldn't ever do a coup agaisnt his own son, how Yukine got it wrong and the Namikazes sealed their own fate by not accepting kushina and Naruto but he hears None Of It. Absolute 0.

And after they try it for a few days it ends up being just the two of them. Kujira is tired and crying and she just wants him to come home and tell him as much to which he says " ... You're so pathetic Hatake. I can't see how I ever saw potential in you. I really did think you could carry lord fourth greatness but you can't even get your act together." which breaks Kujira's heart because he was like the only person that never treated her like a living legacy. Never treated her as an extension of Kakashi or Naruto. Who never saw a less than stellar kunoichi. Who never saw her as a failure. And here he was, admiting he used her to get close to Minatos legacy. That was the moment she knew he was a gone.

goddd he even keeps the same narrative about Iruka he convinced himself ages ago. You almost made me feel bad for him for 1 second but it was immediately shut down with that last part. Lex u have to stop You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your writing too good. Your characterization too canon. They'll kill you........

JAJAJJA thank you thank you 🙂‍↕️ we gotta remmeber this is all a product of his own mind and HE STILL FUMBLES!!!!!!! that's how dumb he looks

have you ever seen those compilations kf newly made parents were they are terrified of anything and everything and will dobble check if the baby is breathing even when its just laying there? thats them.

The first time they holded hair Kakashi had a panic atack in the quietest way posible because "oh my god iruka look shes so small . shes so tiny iruka what do I do–" Iruka wasnt any better btw. hes used to kids around 8 to 6 years old, not a newly taken out the oven baby. Bro was holding her like one would a particularly big vase. Feeding was like an Olympic sport nwtheir knew what to do and both had to figure out through trial and error.

- vp

you have not so i will deliver!!!!!

-Anko and Iruka were echothers first kiss, which was just as terrible as you think it was

- Anko listens to Iruka snore when she cant sleep and iruka likes to put his hand over her pulse when he cant calm down

- cuddle bugs. those two bffs who are always on top of echother

- Everyone has asked if they have smth going on at least once. Its a canon event and ritual of initiation of their coworkers

- Anko treats Irukas aparment as her personal resting station. Just straight up leaving her shit there and does not care for Irukas privacy. Iruka stopped fighting it around 16 years olf and just gave her a drawer in his closet.

- the fuel echothers bad habbits in moments of crisis. If Iruka is smoking you know somewhere in Konoha Anko is eating unhealthy amounts of dango And vice versa

- Iruka was the one that made friends with Anko first. He saw her littering around the academy even though she had graduated and was already chunin and thought 'i should go over and ask whats up' and they been inseparable every since

- yelling at echother obscenities and insults are their love language. It leaves everybody a little scared

- ( this one i saw on a fic and I treated as my own) Anko made iruka eat small bits of poison and called it "murder lunch" when they were kids as training and now Iruka has a taste for most comun poisons.

- Anko often leers at Iruka when someone his type pases by, much to his consternation