sometimes , i do things .

oh jesus, like kinda douchey senior frat boy scouts out shy, little innocent freshman at orientation and decides to pick on her for the time being. she ends up having a little crush on him and despite her being younger than him, he’d totally go with her and treat her like his little princess and constantly bring up the age gap and bring out the inner slut in her OH MY GOD IM TERRIBLE STOP ME

yo but like … what about a trophy husband?? or just a boyfriend, idc. nothing manipulative or toxic in any way, he’s just spoiled by his girl (or boy) and she loves to buy him stuff so he’ll look fancy because then she can show him off to all her friends and colleagues. she’s definitely the more dominant in the relationship, but in the bedroom it’s pretty equal, she secretly loves it when he takes control. sometimes. while she’s all about her career he’s more interested in the new furniture he bought for their patio.

give me a plot with two established adults. (older muses… i love them.) our muses dated in college, but muse a ended the relationship because they were super smart and ready for success in life, whereas muse b was kind of a deadbeat & immature and had no direction in life. fast forward x amount of years. muse b’s coworker says they have the perfect match for them and sets them up on a blind date. you guessed it - yes. it’s muse a. now, the tables have reversed and muse b is successful (maybe like a restaurant owner) and muse a just got out of a relationship, lost their job, etc. awkward.

ok but a plot where muse a is the leader/part of this really dangerous and famous gang and almost everyone knows who muse a is, the horrible things they have done, how skilled they are at whatever weapon they like the most, how they have no mercy and will either kill you in matters of seconds or torture you until you’re begging for death. they’re cold, they’re calculating, rumor has it they lack a heart and soul,, but then, THEN, there’s muse b; pure, innocent, maybe shy and awkward ( or not, up to u?? ) personality is cute as fuck, a marshmallow that needs to be protected, and well, muse a really wants to protect them in the moment their eyes land on muse b, even if they don’t know them at all because ‘dude they look so fucking fragile someone is going to hurt them wtf the fuck’. and one day, after days ( or weeks ) of muse a admiring muse b from afar they decide to approach them someway somehow, and poor muse b is clueless abt who muse a really is at first. this could be so angsty and fluffy and just !!!!! i Want