TRUE DETECTIVE (SEASON ONE) STARTERS.
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kind of a strange guy, huh?
donāt be assholes. you want to hear this or not?
you know, iāve seen all the different types.
we all fit a certain category.
i was just a regular-type dude with a big-ass dick.
a smart guy whoās steady is hard to find.Ā
iād offer you a seat, but uhā¦
past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.
this is gonna happen again. or itās happened before.
you get that from one of your books?
listen, this is a stupid time to mention this, but you got to come to dinner.
thereās nothing i can do about it. maybe not today. maybe not tomorrow.Ā
iām gonna have a drink.
people out here, itās like they donāt even know the outside world exists.
might as well be living on the fucking moon.
can i ask you something? youāre a christian, yeah?
i believe that people shouldnāt talk about this kind of shit at work.
look, iād consider myself a realist, all right, but in philosophical terms, iām whatās called a pessimist.
i think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution.
huh. that sounds god-fucking-awful, ___.
i wouldnāt go around spouting that shit if i was you.Ā
people around here donāt think that way. i donāt think that way.
so whatās the point of getting out of bed in the morning?
i get a bad taste in my mouth out here.
i got an idea. letās make the car a place of silent reflection from now on.
what should i bring for dinner?
when youāre at my house, i want you to chill the fuck out.
iām not some kind of maniac, all right? i mean, for fuckās sake.
weāll lake two large long Island iced teas, please.
what kind of tits does she have?
you get pills pretty easy?
this place is like somebodyās memory of the town, and the memoryās fading.
stop saying shit like that. itās unprofessional.
you get any sleep last night?
i donāt sleep. i just dream.
iām gonna have to call a little timeout, make a beer run.
why is this so important to you all of a sudden?
what the hell? you can barely stand up.
i donāt drink ācause Iāve had trouble with it before.
have some more coffee and just try to make 10 minutes of conversation.
people change, relationships change.
i believe that shit leads to cancer.
then start asking the right fucking questions.