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@murkoff-intern
I've noticed a lot of my coworkers using this app, so I've taken upon myself to participate as well.
So, um, hello everyone. Miss Avellanos suggested I join this app to help interact with people. I believe they're called "asks" on here.
I will try my best to answer and respond.
//This is my first time doing a roleplay blog so I hope it do it alright-
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I'm just doing a routine check in. How are things for you in the trials Mr. Coyle? Any changes you'd like me to bring up to the higher ups?
- @murkoff-intern
Matter o' fact, yeah.
Can I get my room moved up? There's all that clear fuckin' empty space up there in this shithole "sleep room" of ours 'nd I oughta tell ya, as much as that provocative heffer gets me goin', hearin' that asswipe of a hand puppet "talk" all the damn time is makin' me wanna rip my hair out... and I can't afford to lose much more.
Another thing... Curtains or drapes or whatever-the-hell to cover the giant ass window in my cell. I can't shake the feelin' of bein' watched.
Thank you for the feedback Mr. Coyle. I'll get these requests to the higher ups as soon as I can and hopefully we can reach a resolution that satisfies you.
Let me know if there are any other issues and I will make sure to report them as well.
Best regards.
Do you recomend becoming a murkoff intern?
God no.
The environment definitely could be stressful for certain people so it all really depends on whether you're open to dealing with constant chaos.
Well the pay may not be great at the start, it helps to get you higher places in the company.
I haven't slept in two days... I think I'll be alright, though.
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I've been away on business for two weeks. Decided to give a colleague a call, see how the things are going in Sinyala. And he tells me, "All is well! Besides a couple of small accidents."
So all of my blueprints are gone. Because they were next to a stack of plywood that caught fire. Which happened after someone decided to light up a cigarette while fixing a gas leak.
To summarize: we don't have a storage room anymore.
I tried to see if I could restore any but they were all too gone...
I'm gonna cover you in honey and lick you up and down 😋
I- what... Huh?.. I don't even-
I beg your pardon?
//Finally finished school for the year so hopefully I will be able to post more. Feel free to send asks if you want 🫶
//I'm so sorry, I've literally had no ideas on what to post here gang. I will try and do better for you guys 😭
I've lost count of how many times I've had to drag people out of the bathroom for overdosing on coke...
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I got four hours of sleep last night..
That's the most I've gotten in weeks!
Doctor, I am very ill. Whenever I come to work, I get a migraine that only passes when I clock out. Sometimes I even hallucinate people approaching me during my lunch break with their idiotic problems. It's difficult to believe, I know. The worst of all, however, are the chronic fatigue and irritability. Is there anything you can recommend?
– @m-scarfiotti-murkoffcorp
Ah, of course. That's quite common around here.
If you've been exposed to our lovely Ex-Pop, Pusher, it's likely you inhaled something and it's not quite left your system for the hallucinations. The irritability and fatigue I can only apologize for; a byproduct of working with idiots.
I would recommend rest. I'll speak to Easterman and get you a week off. Go see Emily, tell her Dr. S sent you for an antidote, yes? It certainly couldn't hurt.
Anything else?
The thing is that I have never came into contact with any of our Experimental Population! It must be something else. Perhaps it's our water? Maybe it's in the air? Either way, it's unbearable. I really do need rest. Preferably, somewhere in Europe.
However, I have to say, there is another disturbing hallucination that I experience lately. It's as if our budget has been cut again, but it can't be true, right? It can't be. It simply can't.
No? Well. There are a few other explanations. It could have been in your water or your food. Still go see Emily.
Another hallucination? Well, besides the reasons specific to here it could be a few things. Developing schizophrenia, tumors on your optical nerve, or pure stress.
Must be a tumor then. I'm the most sane and the least stressed person in this facility.
... Have you ever heard of this river in Egypt?..
Dear favorite murkoff intern,
The guards confiscated my shitty sink wine. Now I lay miserably while Easterman still refuses to be nice to me. With this, I suppose I should try kindness, compassion instead of asking you for more shit. So instead of asking for physical things, ill just make small talk in this shitty letter.
1) Who's your favorite prime asset??
2) No coffee, or becoming a reagent?
3) favorite animal?
4) Why won't papa Easterman say he loves me ive been so good PLEASE
I guess this is my attempt at human communication to someone besides a reagent. Hope those fucks don't mess it up.
-Craving sink wine,
Reagent 5318008.
I can't say I often have many people to make small talk with, so this is a pleasant change of pace.
1. I find all of them to be quite horrifying, if I'm being honest. But I suppose the one I find the least horrifying is Mother Gooseberry. Well, when she's in a good mood...
2. I guess no coffee?.. but maybe the trauma would keep me awake... I don't know if that's worth it though..
3. I like quite a few animals so it's hard to choose one favorite. But I am quite fond of birds, like the Kauaʻi ʻōʻō. Loons are also quite pretty. I also enjoy cats. I have my own Persian cat named Lula.
Sorry I'm sort of rambling here, haha..
4. Dr Easterman tends to praise the ones that are at the top. Even if reagents are doing better than average, he doesn't tend to give them his full attention. But, keep up the good work and maybe you'll get some of his attention.
Stay safe out there. And thank you for the chat.
//Don't mind me, I'm using this post to fledge out more of this character—
Heeeyyy mr. Meanie scarfiotti, whats fishing like? Ive never done fishing but i like fish! They’re pretty and colourful:)
- 🧱
What fishing is like depends on where you're fishing, how you're fishing and whether you know what you're doing or not. I wouldn't call myself too experienced, but when me and one of my clients went on such trip some years back, we were shark fishing and it went along the lines of waking up very early, getting on a boat, and spending quite a bit of time catching small fish, while waiting for a shark to bite. When it does take the bait, striking right away will take you nowhere, so you should let it hook properly. Then you reel it in, and it's usually going to put up a lot of fight. It's pretty exciting, though not particularly rewarding, considering you are supposed to let it go for sport's sake.
But speaking of fishing as the latest team building exercise in Sinyala, well, since the majority of our employees are either scientists that don't see the light of day for months at a time or white collar business school douchebags, we didn't really catch anything. Honestly, I barely remember how it went, considering that everyone got sloshed within the first hour.
I thought the trip was nice but maybe that's because I actually spent time fishing and not drinking...
You did? Did you catch anything? But more importantly: did you see anyone do anything embarrassing?
I caught a few things. Nothing huge but better than nothing. There were quite a few people who threw up over the boat.
Oh, and someone fell into the water. It was a little funny to watch them flail around in the water even with a life vest on.
Dear favorite murkoff intern,
Easterman is mad at me because I tried to hit on Coyle. This ended with him electrocuting my balls. (and i loved it!!) "YEEOWCH" as one may say.
Papa easterman hasn't even been playing the nice recordings on the radio. I don't remember the last time he even said something nice.
Please attempt to forward the following message to Easterman:
PAPA IM SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS
-Sincerely,
Reagent 5318008.
Oh wow, that's... Quite the situation.
I'll see what I can do, but requests getting sent directly to Dr. Easterman do take a while.
I hope your... Balls.. are okay and don't hinder your health and performance. You seem quite prone to catching injuries but I suppose the trial environments are deadly..
Stay safe Reagent 5318008.
Also, it is flattering to hear that I am your favorite intern.
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Heeeyyy mr. Meanie scarfiotti, whats fishing like? Ive never done fishing but i like fish! They’re pretty and colourful:)
- 🧱
What fishing is like depends on where you're fishing, how you're fishing and whether you know what you're doing or not. I wouldn't call myself too experienced, but when me and one of my clients went on such trip some years back, we were shark fishing and it went along the lines of waking up very early, getting on a boat, and spending quite a bit of time catching small fish, while waiting for a shark to bite. When it does take the bait, striking right away will take you nowhere, so you should let it hook properly. Then you reel it in, and it's usually going to put up a lot of fight. It's pretty exciting, though not particularly rewarding, considering you are supposed to let it go for sport's sake.
But speaking of fishing as the latest team building exercise in Sinyala, well, since the majority of our employees are either scientists that don't see the light of day for months at a time or white collar business school douchebags, we didn't really catch anything. Honestly, I barely remember how it went, considering that everyone got sloshed within the first hour.
I thought the trip was nice but maybe that's because I actually spent time fishing and not drinking...
I've been thinking: when I come to work, you're already in the office; when I leave, you're still working. Do you ever sleep? Go to the bathroom? Eat? Smoke? Are you at least getting paid? You're starting to look like death warmed over and it's unpleasant.
Best regards,
– @m-scarfiotti-murkoffcorp
I get paid based off the amount of work I get done. While maybe I am putting more hours than I most likely should. I think I'm doing fine.
A few hours of lost sleep isn't the end of the world and I'm sure a few lost pounds doesn't hurt either.
