Murkoff daily

A mandatory reminder regarding safety protocol:

Maintain maximum distance if you hear Franco Barbi nearby; do not attempt to bargain with him regarding debt or family business

Rig maintenance is scheduled for tonight—please ensure your Stun, Heal, X-Ray, or Blind modules are properly calibrated before entering the shuttle

Hallucinating the Skinner Man during a trial is a normal part of your therapy and do not be afraid of him

Good evening reagent

Thank you for reaching out to the suggestions box.

Please be advised that the voices in the walls are purely an uncatalogued side effect of your therapy and are strictly non-compliant with Murkoff protocol.

To help us resolve this issue:

Please hand over all unauthorized sharp objects, including imposter knives, to the nearest guard immediately.

Report directly to the medical bay for a quick chemical adjustment and a fresh battery allowance.

Remember that staff members are here to facilitate your rehabilitation, and harming them will severely delay your release date.

Here is your daily murkoff update for today:

Dr. Easterman has approved extra battery rations for reagents with good behavior

Mother Gooseberry will be conducting routine inspections in the orphanage area today, so keep your heads down

Please report any unauthorized whispering in the walls to your nearest guard

Good morning reagents

We are now making a suggestions box.

Here you will get:

daily murkoff news

Updates on your favorite ex-pops and prime assets

And be able to make suggestions or submit anything you need

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