I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

i think what men don’t realize is women are the horniest, dirtiest, nastiest sluts in the world when they feel appreciated & loved. you’d never have to ask for a nude in your life if you just facilitated a safe space for her to feel comfortable.

girls be like “i’m shy” then want the roughest sex

“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years

"You’re so polite" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people.

She's criminally insane and seems like she would stab me without warning, i have to nut in her

Don't do drugs, develop a crippling addiction to me instead

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

The best sex is “I missed you” sex

cute date idea: anal creampie 💕

i want you to use me like your fleshlight after a bad day pretty please