The Astounding Murdertronic!

I suppose I now have to add “The multiverse” to the list of things I’ve broken. Actually, wouldn’t that mean I could throw away the rest of the list? I wouldn’t need to list everything I’ve broken individually, if “the multiverse” covers it collectively? I shall have to power down and think on that. Good job I’m stuck way outside the local galaxy on an asteroid, isn’t it? Watching the inhabited world drift further and further away, leaving me all alone in the dark...

Well if they asked “what possessed you”, just name a deity with a penchant for possession. Lord Frith is always a good one. That’ll stop them rabbiting on.

The way I hear it told, you are a close contender for second place in that position too. How else to explain your Owl Beast?

I know it makes him happy, but you have, I trust, impressed on him the importance of <i>not</i> mentioning it around the Autobots once he gets his frame back or he could end up out of it again in no short order.

You should consider doing both. It never hurts to have a back up planet just in case something happens to your main little slice of heaven.

Hypothetically, if there was a hypothetical possible undead serial killer heading towards a hypothetical planet which might hypothetically resemble a hypothetical Cybertron, but might not get there on account of been given hypothetical wrong directions. Would they want to know and worry, even if it meant worrying for nothing due to the aforementioned hypothetical undead serial killer possibly being lost, or would they probably rather not know and take the chance on being unprepared to hypothetically blow him out of orbit on hypothetical arrival, and just have a relaxed time of it  until then? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

You were not Virgo’s primary care physician, so why should you get her medical information? That it is privileged information. Until a couple of days ago she was functioning normally, so normally that you didn’t notice any difference between her and any other Cybertronian. Her condition had no bearing on her ability to perform her duties. If she chose not to tell you about her medical information, then that was up to her. If you are upset that you didn’t get it through common gossip, then pay more attention to the datafeeds. I’m on an asteroid which is currently orbiting outside the entire galaxy and I still keep up with some of the goss (most of it seems to be about Smokescreen and greyfaced adventures). Seriously, I don’t know how, but I have great reception here.

Oddly enough that is what they said before posting me to the observatory in the galactic void. Well, not the part about the Gestalts, obviously, and with more swearing. Of course I had just blown up a...you know what, that isn’t important. But still it is pretty much exactly it.

It isn’t his fault, Shockwave, it is the greyfaces that plague him so. I wonder what Smokescreen would be like if he had even a single cycle free of their interference.