I am Samoa Joe

*2024

These. Wrestling. Companies. Are. Not. Your. Friends.

They’re part of the system created by the MAN, designed to keep everyone down under the hell of their boots. And they grind your head down under their heels, not stopping until your eyes pop out of their sockets and your brains leak out of your ears.

Son. Go to bed.

Shut up dickeater

…what did I do?

Quit trying to silence him

You’re high aren’t you.

These. Wrestling. Companies. Are. Not. Your. Friends.

They’re part of the system created by the MAN, designed to keep everyone down under the hell of their boots. And they grind your head down under their heels, not stopping until your eyes pop out of their sockets and your brains leak out of your ears.

Son. Go to bed.

Bed is an abstract. An illusion. I will not go there and you cannot make me.

Fine. Stay up then.

These. Wrestling. Companies. Are. Not. Your. Friends.

They’re part of the system created by the MAN, designed to keep everyone down under the hell of their boots. And they grind your head down under their heels, not stopping until your eyes pop out of their sockets and your brains leak out of your ears.

Son. Go to bed.

Shut up dickeater

…what did I do?

These. Wrestling. Companies. Are. Not. Your. Friends.

They’re part of the system created by the MAN, designed to keep everyone down under the hell of their boots. And they grind your head down under their heels, not stopping until your eyes pop out of their sockets and your brains leak out of your ears.

Son. Go to bed.

this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

Someone please advise my darling and forward thinking bride @thatcateringbitch that a food truck is a splendid idea for rasslin’ shows.  

I make you banana fritters all the time! 

I have to wait until after Dynamite/Rampage and....other...projects to travel home, return a rental car, listen to you bitch and then hopefully get fritters the next day.  That’s not on demand.  

Someone please advise my darling and forward thinking bride @thatcateringbitch that a food truck is a splendid idea for rasslin’ shows.  

Someone please tell my husband that being in a truck is confining and I can’t be there for all the latest drama if I’m stuck there. 

I already have control over food production. It’s called “I’m bossy and I do what I want with the menu and they don’t stop me cuz I’m a bitch”

Basically, I’m going to need some banana fritters on demand.  

Someone please advise my darling and forward thinking bride @thatcateringbitch that a food truck is a splendid idea for rasslin’ shows.  

Someone please tell my husband that being in a truck is confining and I can’t be there for all the latest drama if I’m stuck there. 

And soon there will be four.

Well, I fancy myself an investigative journalist. How am I gonna be that if I don’t ask questions?

And soon there will be four.

Well, I fancy myself an investigative journalist. How am I gonna be that if I don’t ask questions?

I…cannot argue with that.