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my parents just turned up outside my house and were like hey we're going to DFS for a mooch, do you wanna come with? so that's how the first time in Months I've spent time with both parents at once was wandering around looking at sofas

walked into the local Tesco which I attend daily at the ripe old age of 29, named and dated the U2 song playing on the PA, picked up one beer to go alongside my hummus and falafel and still got IDd

went on a run in my lunch break and when I got home I put my pajamas on. worked in my jimjams the rest of the day. why the fuck did I go on a run in my lunch break (I will do it again)

my boss today called himself my toto wolff. which I understand but could he at least have picked a team principal I don't have the hots for

I know I've said it before but I just had my surgical referral and this is for real and actual my last summer binding 🥳🥳🥳