SUNSHINE EDDIE

Eddie Munson has a big dick

I mean he already has BDE and we all know it's those tall skinny dudes that are PACKING

But like….he doesn't even realize how big he is, thinks his size is normal, until he notices how you practically drool over him. How you lose the ability to form coherent sentences.

He can have you coming on just the tip, stretching you open until you're aching for him, and he's staring at you all doe-eyed and worried that he messed up or that he hurt you but in reality you are already cockdrunk and blissed out.

I can't do this babes I am d y i n g

the pretty boy at his panel!!

Cause of death:

Post gig celebrations

I’m sure everyone is gonna edit this so throwing my hat in the ring with a quick edit