the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

ohhh I understand . the point of life is music

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

Smells like hope outside

last night was a dead wife montage

does anyone want to pay for my masters degree in library science

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day

I cant talk right now i have to replay this song

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

thank god i was so fucking weird and unpopular in high school because i just keep getting eleganter these days... i feel like i'll never peak and i love that

nothing is worse than going home and realising your lip combo is gone

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?