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I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

Fuck

Still crying

Why is this so fucking funny omg it took a second to process too I read it too fast the first time

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

*Pat pat pat pat*

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

STAFF WE LOVE YOU

that’s not the staff, that’s just a chick