Shit My Sister Says @mumblesfromalittlesister - Tumblr Blog

*clomp clomp clomp clomp*

To mom: pumpkin is a fruuit

Not a statement. Not a question. Not offended. Possibly a mild inquiry that doesn't quite deserve question status.

#2020.06.03

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LS: I'm not saying it doesn't look like a gorilla, I'm just saying it could look *more* like a gorilla.

#2020.05.27

"Can you survive being stalked by Joe from You? No. Moving on."

—while scrolling buzzfeed

#2020.01.02

"Could you imagine if the rope was scented slightly like cheese and the rat gnawed through it?"

—about the quicksand scene in the princess bride

#2020.01.01

"Why does he jump right on his horse? He has balls!"

—about prince humperdinck, precipitating my dad having a crisis over his youngest

#2020.01.01

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Little sister (to parents): where did you guys eat testicles?

Mom: at a friend's house in Ohio

#2020.01.01