To Grow Old In -V

“Did you get it?”

“Totally”

“You’re taking a selfie, aren’t you?”

Natasha: *grabs Wanda's throat*

Wanda: *smiles*

*few mins later*

Wanda: you're not in charge

multiverse of madness.

Strange: No Problem.

Wanda: I am feeling emotional destress and mental anguish over not having my children anymore.

Strange: Fuck you. They don't exist.

Yelena: Yes, I even write you a special poem, Kate Bishop….

Kate, opens the card: Oh my…

Clint: Well? What’s it say?

Kate, blushing: Uh…

Yelena, smirking: Please, allow me…

Kate, covering her face: Please don’t…

Yelena: Roses are red, violets are blue, just like Titanic, I’ll go down on you…

• Destroyed a very expensive, antique bell tower just to prove a point.

• Snuck into a black market auction, stole a ninja suit and bottled several grown men.

• Blew up a van in broad daylight.

• Fell through the literal ceiling while trying to conduct a rescue mission that she probably thought of like 3 minutes beforehand.

• Got tossed off a roof and went back for seconds????

• Bitch slapped one of the deadliest assassins on the planet.

• Asked said assassin out on a date while getting her ass beat <3

• Launched herself from a high rise building–

• Brought down America’s favourite Christmas tree.

• Just fuckin murdered Kingpin.

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