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Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

men are allowed to like the thing itself, while women can only like the aesthetics and the lifestyle and the shallowest parts of the thing. and this is super good and feminist and empowering and never actually think critically about any of this that’s too hard it’s literally not that deep!

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

oh my god the original out in the wild

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures