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BOOM THE REST, I actually had fun with them? Giving them a bit more accessories?

Roy and Morton having scars fits in a way, im pretty sure in bowser jr journey did a number on them so- I might add some to Iggy? As he was pushed from a cliff 💀.. anyways hope you like them?

Finally know after a few years that his power is green life

Post frontiers, Egg memo 24

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(aka: the movie said “Musical adventure” but the subtext said “Oh this is BAD bad”)

(continuation of Barb Didn’t Change, She Was Disarmed)

Let’s just… zoom out for a second. Because Trolls World Tour really said: 🎶 “Fun road trip! Music! Vibes!” Meanwhile, in the background: 💀 active cultural annihilation campaign.

💥 This Is Not a 'Potential War' Situation

People love to say, “Barb was about to start a war.”

No. No no no.

She was already in it. Like, imagine watching someone:

invade multiple countries

overthrow leadership

destroy cities

…and going: “Hmm yes, tension is building.”

Uhhmmmm.... the tension has built... The cake is baked, the war is served.

🔥 What Barb Is Actually Doing

Queen Barb is out here:

rolling up to every tribe

stealing their literal source of identity

flattening their homes

and going: 🎸 “You’re rock now btw.”

This is not diplomacy. This is not a disagreement. This is: “Your culture has been deleted, have a nice day.”

🧨The Cities???

Let’s list the vibes:

Techno Reef → destroyed

Symphoniville → destroyed

Pop Village → destroyed

And not in a “Oops, collateral damage” way. In a: “I came here specifically to end your entire thing.” way. These are not battlefields. These are:

homes

cultural centers

literal entire ways of life

Barb saw them and said: "Yeah, I’m gonna need that gone.”

🌀 The Strings Are NOT Just Power-Ups

The movie treats the strings like✨ magical objects ✨

But functionally?

They are:

history

identity

culture

community

So when Barb takes one, she’s not just 'winning a level'. She’s doing a cultural erasure speedrun.

😬The Plan Is… Extremely Not Subtle

Barb’s goal is literally:

👉 one genre 👉 one culture 👉 one system 👉 HER system

There is no:

“We can coexist.”

“Let’s share music.”

“Diversity is cool, actually.”

It’s just: “Join or be overwritten.”

That's...very messed up, actually.

💀Intent = 🚨🚨🚨

This is not an accident. She fully believes:

other music is inferior

their existence is a problem

removing them is justified

That’s not 'misguided villain energy'. That’s: ideology with a guitar and zero chill.

People think the climax is "Barb is stopped before things get worse.”

NOPE.

She was already mid-campaign. The only reason it doesn’t escalate further is because the Strings break.

Which means:

her power system collapses

her plan literally becomes impossible

the war just… stops

NOT because she chose to stop. But because she lost her win condition.

✨ Conclusion

Barb didn’t 'almost' do anything.

She: ✔ invaded ✔ conquered ✔ erased cultures ✔ enforced assimilation ✔ trollnapped... everyone ✔ zombified or favorite man (honestly, that was... I will not write that sentence 👀 )

The movie just wrapped it up in: ✨ bright colors ✨ catchy songs ✨ emotional resolution

But underneath???