has everyone seen this ask polly letter from a woman with a deadly mushroom allergy whose in-laws have started putting mushrooms into literally everything they cook to the point of buying special mushroom powder to put into the mashed potatoes

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?

did any of you guys see the conclusion to this? the next time she went there, she switched her food with her husbands and she didn’t get sick at all during her meal, but her husband spent the evening extremely ill. up to this point he’d been telling her she was crazy and that nothing was going on, but the second she told him what she did, he looked at her with so much malice that she realized he’d been gaslighting her and now they’re getting divorced.

HWAH. Do you have a link to this???? I absolutely need all the details

no, that was a different letter from a woman whose mother in law was putting something in her food to make her sick (here’s the followup)

i like to get inspired and then not act on it and waste away in my bed

this post……. dragged me to hell…….damn you ..

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.

g*d gave me two dirty little hands and i will use both of them 2 hold small animals, eat hot chip, and make rude gestures at authority figures