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Hello and welcome to MTLWWCNN, the one and only news outlet covering the McTabby's, Liquor, & WallWall Construct!
I'm your host, Tip Dsfalkweon. You may also know me as the writer behind the Minimum Wage Razor account.
In the nearly-two weeks since the founding of the Minimum Wage-verse, countless shenanigans and burgers have been deployed on an unsuspecting public. This channel (blog) aims to accurately recount them all!
Accounts of events prior to the posting of this blog (1/26/2026 - or, 26/01/2026 for our European audience (love you guys!)) may be slightly unreliable, so if you have any questions/corrections/additions, feel free to call them in via our lovely ask box!
Updates aim to be somewhere along the lines of daily-to-weekly, and will clearly denote the time span being covered in the title. However, timeliness cannot be guaranteed, as your dear reporter has a limited budget of time to spend, and has to delegate that to such things as, sleep, and, homework, and, non-online activities! So please, be patient :)
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{Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-reaking news! Mctabby's has replaced their old system with a new sleek one (Thats me!) and is now using it to advertise to the local news network (woah!)}
I.. what exactly is that meant to mean?- I- hold on, is that supposed to be another way of butchering my name?- because, let me tell you, you've reached quite indecipherable levels of butchering at this point. Honestly, it's kind of impressive. So you know what? Good job! You win the award for the absolutely worst mispronunciation of my name I've ever heard!
The Wanderer does not support the Revolution: An Interview
Interview conducted by my lovely reporter in the field, @stp-contrarian-student-intern.
1.
Q: So could you tell the audiance who you are?
A: Hello I am the Wanderer. I run Wandy's.
2.
Q: ok, now could you tell me, specifically who you are.
A: Hi I'm the Wanderer, it's nice to meet you.
3.
Q: How do you square the fact that your existence is predicated on you being a "wanderer" yet you own an establishment?
A: I mean... it feels a little weird. Sometimes I want to leave and not come back until I've seen everything in the world. But I really want this whole thing to work out, so I'll stay here. At least, until the place can work without me. Then, I'll be able to go explore.
4.
Q: Is it called Wandy's, because you are secretly selling black market wands?
A: No it's called Wandy's because I am also called Wandy because it's short for my name! What even are 'black market wands'?!
5.
Q: How much money would the megacorporation of Mctabbies have to pay you to get you to sell out your store, or do you have principles?
A: It's more of a pride thing than a money thing.
6.
Q: *Clears throat* To quote somebody that everybody's talking about "Viva La Revolucion", do you have a comment?
A: Ew those words give me bad vibes. I don't like them.
7.
Q: What is your opinion of the Contrarian cooks establishment?
A: Contrarian cooks? Oh, the rainbow bird! They have poor taste in food but she's good company.
8.
Q: What is your opinion on taxes?
A: What are those?
9.
Q: Now, you hunt your food out in the wilds of the city parking lots and alleyways. I have to ask, are you ensuring that your kitchen is sanitary, and does that mean your food is free range?
A:I actually hunt them in the woods, not to be confused with the woods hahahaha, and I guess they're free range? But some of them are kept in the vivarium, so these ones aren't. On the question of whether my kitchen is sanitary, yeeeah don't worry about it :)
10.
Q: What is your opinion on taxes, and what is your opinion on social programs?
A:Still don't know what taxes are, don't know what social programs are either.
11.
Q: What is your opinion on Love?
A:Love... It causes a lot of pain, yet it also brings bliss so wonderful that makes it worth fighting for. I would love to fall in love once more for the first time.
12.
Q: What is your opinion on death?
A:I mean, if nothing died ever the whole world would destroy itself. Things have to end someday, even if it hurts to let go.
13.
Q: Any cycles that you are planning on escaping? Or have already escaped? And if you would, why do you want to grow, or what helped you get through it?
(sorry for the unproffesionality, im new to this)
A:Your physical sensations begin to dull and vanish, until the only things left are the endlessly repeating patterns and emotions of a journey to a destination long forgotten... Fear. Trust. Power. Danger. And at the heart of it all, an emotion that can only be described as— "I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
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...you know, something very similar to this is how I got my intern in the first place! Would you care for a position at MTLWWCNN - McTabby's, Liquor, and WallWall Construct News Network - the only news network to cover the events of the McTabby's, Liquorstore, and WallWall Construct?
Are you like this? well look no further than @mtlwwcnn-official the officiual news source for All STP Minimum wage related news. Which I am associated with.
...you know, something very similar to this is how I got my intern in the first place! Would you care for a position at MTLWWCNN - McTabby's, Liquor, and WallWall Construct News Network - the only news network to cover the events of the McTabby's, Liquorstore, and WallWall Construct?
Are you like this? well look no further than @mtlwwcnn-official the officiual news source for All STP Minimum wage related news. Which I am associated with.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Are you like this? well look no further than @mtlwwcnn-official the officiual news source for All STP Minimum wage related news. Which I am associated with.
Are you like this? well look no further than @mtlwwcnn-official the officiual news source for All STP Minimum wage related news. Which I am associated with.
