Iconographia Cactacearum - 1921
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we're not kids anymore.

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Iconographia Cactacearum - 1921

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If you ever hear me breathe deeply itās not because Iām annoyed itās because I forget to breathe sometimes
07/23/83
WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT
Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.
UR JOKING
What the fuck
Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfieldās overall 8th Life.
As told in āGarfield: His 9 Livesā, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfieldās eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.
Also, as for Garfieldās amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?
Thatās what God looks like at the beginning of āGarfield: His 9 Livesā.
Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.
Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!
no really what the fuck
Cats do this because its a hunting instinct to snap the neck of their prey.
*the more you know*
Itās a murderer instinct but holy shit itās so cute.
Fun Fact: The little shaking move they do when they pick up toys in their mouths is the one for snapping necks.
This oneās actually for disemboweling. And itās adorable.
The cutest murder machines ever.
House Cats: *do motions that are intended to kill, maim, and mutilate food, rivals, and predators*
Humans, shoving their faces directly into what would kill a smaller animal: hahahaha arenāt you adorable!

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Entirely for @hellmandrawsā amusement, and to defend America from the charge of beingĀ āweakass babiesā Iām going to liveblog eating licorice candy.
okay first of all, the packaging. thereās a cartoon monkey ecstatically making love to a candy monkey. Perhaps an indicator of the orgasmic bliss Iām about to experience. 12/10. my hopes, like the people who designed this bag, are obviously very high
the candy looks like rocks and not jaunty little monkeys. huge disappointment. I had to recreate stonehenge to rally my flagging spirits. 2/10
First taste: wow this is salty! I think I actually like this. I love anise so Iām pretty sure this is going to be a trip to flavortown. 8/10 me rn:
OMG THE SALT WORE OFF ITāS SO MUCH WORSE THAN I EVER IMAGINED.
ITāS LIKE EATING A SHOE.
IS THIS CANDY?
IS THIS WHAT MAKES SCANDINAVIANS SO POWERFUL?
Iām chewing and it wonāt go away
itās stuck to my teeth, Iāll be tasting this forever. shards of this will be discovered in my teeth when my body is excavated from an archeological dig tens of thousands of years in the future. somehow the smell has traveled up through my nasal cavity and all I can sense, hear, or experience is licorice. the world is an empty vessel filled with remorse and the cloying smell of decay. Iām at the nadir of my existence. -100/12
somehow, here, standing at the edge of eternity, the darkness that consumed me birthed me anew. Iām not only ready for another candy, Iām eager. I can, nay I must, immediately eat another
oh wow itās salty! 8/10
this time Iām ready for the salt to wear off.Ā
I WAS NOT READY
the flavor this time was different, and somehow so much worse. instead of the leather of a shoe, it was like eating an entire shoe factory. the industrial rubber of the forklift tires, a hint of diesel as secretive as a volkswagen scandal, aĀ soupƧon of hot tin roof, the sweat of non-unionized labor, and a pervasive sense that while weāre all in this together, some of us are more all in this than others. 1/10 throw off your shackles, taste buds
I canāt believe it but Iām into this. I like this. shocked and disgusted with myself, I shove 2 more into my mouth concurrently.
conclusion: Iāve become addicted to licorice candy. what is in this. how do I get more. I hate this? I hate this. I willingly admit Iām a weakass baby. 100/10 will cycle through destruction and rebirth willingly and with open eyes, albeit it with teeth that will never again be clean.
Wow its been exactly 1 year since I painted this! The original is for sale in my shop - https://goo.gl/wsavX9
imagine slow dancing to this w the girl you love in your kitchen.. pure heaven
this mix will never get old ever ever
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Moon Moths
by Rebecca Stadtlander Ā
i want men to be able to emotionally connect with people they donāt plan on having sex with. i want men to stop assuming i am planning on having sex with them because i make an effort to engage with them emotionally. i want men to stop feeling personally betrayed by the fact that i engage deeply & genuinely with people regardless of whether i desire them sexually, because i value people & seek to understand & connect with them regardless of sexual attraction

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Paintings of oranges by Woodstock/New York based artist, Karen O'Neil
Where to begin with all this
Sometimes I purposely have headphones in with no actual music to stop people from trying to talk to me. Enraging.
I had to stop reading. this made my brain hurt. if she has head phones leave her alone. if she is me leave me alone always and forever
This is rape culture
Lol unless youāre telling her the bus is here, itās the last stop on a train, or some pertinent information, leave the damn woman and her headphones the fuck alone.
Fixed it.
Thank you I was about to throw my phone at a wall
Okay but⦠can someone tell me why this is so bad? I mean, all the article told you (as a guy) to do is walk up to a girl with headphones on, motion for her to take them off, and pay her a nice and non-creepy compliment. It then tells you to tell her you have somewhere to go soon, so that the girl in question doesnāt feel crowded or like sheās in a conversation she canāt get out of.
This seems perfectly fine to me⦠is there some subtext Iām missing or something??
( @booklovertwilight cause I think youāll find this interesting.)
Women get approached in public a lot.Usually this is unwanted. One of the things women now do to combat this is to make themselves unapproachable, and one of the best ways to do that is to have on headphones. Lots of women wear headphones even if they arenāt listening to music, just to avoid unwanted advances from men they donāt feel like talking to.Ā
This article is basically saying,Ā āhow to get around the physical barrier women have put up so they donāt have to talk to you.ā Itās the equivalent ofĀ āOh, she built a moat? well hereās how to build a bridge!āĀ
Itās assumptive, itās entitled, and it furthers the idea that men deserve to talk to women no matter what the woman herself actually wants. Itās giving men tools to try to knock down barriers women have put up deliberately to avoid having to interact with them. Itās creepy as fuck, itās rude, and itās furthering rape cultureāie the idea that men have a right to a womanās time, body, etc.Ā
There are times and places women may wish to be approached. But if they have in headphones, itās a damn good bet this isnāt one of them, so concocting strategies to approach them anyway is ignoring their wishes in favor of the manās, and thatās not okay.Ā
āwomen love to test guys to see how confident they really are and a favorite test of women is to ignore a guyās attempts to converse with her and see what he will do next; will he walk away in shame or will he insist on a confident, easy-going manner?ā
Yāall think thatās what weāre doing? We are not pretending to ignore you to size you up, we are ignoring you cause we DONāT WANT TO TALK TO YOU. What you see as aĀ āconfident, easy-going mannerā we see as an entitled and slightly creepy attitude. There are many places a man can go to find a woman who wants to talk to him. A place like the bus, train, or a cafe when the woman is wearing headphones is NOT one of them.
This article is infuriating. The kind of person who is going to follow this advice isnāt the kind of person who can respect personal space. Not the kind of person I want to give my time to, or the kind of person any woman/AFAB owes time to.
Iām cackling this is so fucking funny
I canāt
OMFG
This breed of sheep is the Fat Tailed Han. Iāve never seen them MOVE though
Moves as smoothly as an ocean liner.
I couldnāt tell what it was at first, but that wasnāt what I was expecting
i thought it was an otter, then i thought it was a shark, and let me say i was wrong both times
ITāS THE LOCH MOOSE MONSTER

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Moves as smoothly as an ocean liner.
I couldnāt tell what it was at first, but that wasnāt what I was expecting
i thought it was an otter, then i thought it was a shark, and let me say i was wrong both times
ITāS THE LOCH MOOSE MONSTER
Moves as smoothly as an ocean liner.
I couldnāt tell what it was at first, but that wasnāt what I was expecting
i thought it was an otter, then i thought it was a shark, and let me say i was wrong both times
ITāS THE LOCH MOOSE MONSTER