Hedger Humor

An old cartoon, but still completely relevant to my life. 

If you tell me something I need to remember, make sure you watch me write it in Sharpie on my arm. Otherwise, I WILL forget. 

My kids every year. See also: Birthday, Christmas, Mother’s Day.

Kids. They just go for it.

That phase when you tell a kid, “Don’t mention this,” and then ALL they can think about is mentioning that thing. 

Must eat cookies before husband finds them. 

Call us if you need help with home repairs. We’ll be there next year. 

I may not cook well, but I CAN make an impressive mess.

We should all get credit for the thing we DON’T say.

Update: The AirPods have permanently fused to her ears. 

Kids. Gotta love ‘em. 

Don’t anger the elves!