Abigail

If anyone wants an old-timey love confession, rb this

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Tortoises be like I am going to show you my entire penis now

What does this mean??

Sometimes u go to feed them and they're masturbating under their heat lamp and they see u and panic and try to stop being horny but their dick is covered in soil from the dirt sex so they can't get it back in and so u have to wash a tortoise phallus. That's just life!

I swear I just went through the five stages of grief reading this post. But thank you for educating me I suppose?

Tortoises be like I am going to show you my entire penis now

What does this mean??

if you don’t have @ least one collection of specific items i literally have nothing more to say to you. we will never relate to each other. however, you cool ass motherfuckers who do collect @ least one type of thing, reblog this post and say what that thing is. i’ll go first: clown dolls and good luck charms

Cool rocks & tiny figurines from gumball machines

Damn this is beautiful.