MS. NIKO

#DEEEAAAAD💀💀💀!!! MY SISTER SENDS ME THE FUNNIEST SH*T😂😂...WHAT CAN I SAY?!? IMMA SUCKER FOR A BEARD...

SOMETHING'S OFF...CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE?! THIS SKIRT WAS ORDERED FROM @downtown_virgo ON 9/7. BY 9/23, I SENT THEM AN EMAIL BECAUSE IT WAS NEVER RECEIVED (PER THEIR WEBSITE ORDERS ARE SHIPPED WITHIN 7 BUSINESS DAYS). THEY RESPONDED HOURS LATER SAYING "THE SKIRT HAS NOW BEEN SHIPPED"😑...WHICH LET ME KNOW THEY TOOK MY MONEY AND FORGOT TO SEND THE SKIRT. BY 10/1, I STILL HADN'T RECEIVED IT AND SENT AN EMAIL SAYING I WANTED A REFUND BECAUSE THE EVENT I ORDERED THE SKIRT FOR HAD PASSED😕. I ALSO SAID IF I RECEIVED THE SKIRT AFTER THAT DAY(10/1), I WOULD SHIP IT BACK TO THEM. SO WHAT DID THEY DO?!? THEY ASKED ME FOR MY ORDER NUMBER...AND SHIPPED IT TO ME THE NEXT DAY(10/2)😐, FURTHER LETTING ME KNOW THAT IT WASN'T SHIPPED ON 9/23 AS THEY CLAIMED😠!!! SO THIS IS WHAT I GOT OUT OF THE MAILBOX TODAY. NO WRAPPING, NO NOTHING, JUST A SKIRT FOLDED AND SHOVED IN A TINY BOX😑. CLEARLY THE SKIRT LOOKS DIFFERENT, THE FABRIC IS DIFFERENT AS WELL (VERY CHEAP AND POORLY MADE), AND IT'S A SMALL WITH A LARGE TAG ON IT (I ORDERED A MEDIUM). SO, THIS IS MY WARNING TO YOU ALL...🚫DON'T SHOP WITH @downtown_virgo🚫. AS A #VIRG♍️, I'M TRULY DISGUSTED. THEIR SERVICE IS SH*T💩, AND AS YOU CAN SEE, SO IS THEIR CLOTHING. I WILL CONTINUE TO GET ALL MY CUSTOM ORDERS FROM @shopthejuicebox💙...IT IS #ALWAYS A1💯!!!!! #HellTheyThinkImBoutToWearThis😳 #LooksLikeASkirtMadeOutOfAHalloweenSuperheroCape🎃 #BIM😡 #YouveBeenWarned🚫

#RP FROM @stfucomedy!!! COME OUT #HARLEMNIGHTS TONIGHT FOR THE LIVE TAPING OF THE #STFU COMEDY SHOW!!! ONLY $10 TO GET IN AND LAUGH WITH THE HOTTEST COMEDIANS OUT!!! #TURNUUUH😂😂😂

BIIIIIG SHOUT OUT TO @shopthejuicebox FOR MY CUSTOM BANDANA PANTS (#YeenGotDeez😜)!!! ME AND MY LIL MAN💙 ARE HEADED OUT TO @HARLEMNIGHTS FOR SOME LAUGHS!!! AND YOU ALREADY KNOW THE @stfucomedy SHOW 'BOUT TO #TURNUUUUUH!!!

YALL KNOW MY GOOFY AZZ WILL BE IN THE BUILDING FOR THIS😜😝!!! #STFUCOMEDYSHOW TONIGHT AT #HARLEMNIGHTS...MEET ME THERE TONIGHT AND GET YA LAUGH ON😂😭!!! @stfucomedy @thereal_nikkinicole08 @joelbyarscomedy @keastwood111 @sonny_brasco

ME AND MY BABY ARE HAVING A BABY...#BOY💙💙💙💙

BIIIIG SHOUT OUT TO @cupcakemafiaatl, WHERE I GOT THIS #DOPE AZZ DRESS AND MY NEW FAVORITE CLUTCH ON #EARF 😁💙🔫...AND NOW, TIME TO EAT!!!! #BIRTHDAYDINNER, A.K.A., MY #INNERFATGIRL'S ABOUT TO GO IN😋🍴🍛🍤🎂🍧!!!!

MY LIKKLE #BELLA DAT...💙💙💙...SHE SANG HER "MS. MIKO" HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIKE AN ANGEL😂😘😘!!! I LOB YOU😘💙🇮🇹 @empressasmara @empressasmara @fancymoor @fancymoor

IT WAS ON THIS DAY, 34 YEARS AGO, THAT GOD CREATED ONE OF THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFTS...ME🙏☝️!!! I THANK GOD FOR #BLESSING ME WITH ANOTHER YEAR TO GROW💙, AND FOR (OF COURSE) INVENTING ME🙌!!! LLS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME...THIS WILL BE YOUR BEST YEAR, YET YOU DESERVE IT!!!! NOW TURNUUUUUUH...WITCHA' OLD AZZ 🎂3⃣4⃣🎉🎁🎁🎁💵💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💰!!!! P. S., I DONT LOOK OR FEEL A DAY OVER 22, IN MY MIND...SO SHUDDUP😜!!!! #80BABY💋💋💋 #VIRGONATION♍️♍️♍️♍️♍️

MAAAAN...TO HEAR OF YOUR PASSING MADE MY HEART HURT, REAL TALK. I WISH WE COULD OF TURNED UP JUST ONE GOOD TIME...REST IN PEACE CUZZ. 🙏☝️💙😘 @_leel0_ @_leel0_ @_leel0_

SUNRISE⛅️ WITH #BAE😘...AND CLEARLY WE'RE TIRED!!! LLS, GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY SUNDAY #INSTAFAM!!! BIRTHDAY TURNUP IN 16 MORE HOURS...😁🙌🎉🎶🎂💵💵💰💰💰🎁🎁🎁🎁💋♍️♍️♍️♍️

#WCW...MY MAMA💙💙💙...'NUFF SAID. #IKnoooowYouSeeIt👀👀👀 #DontWorryYoMamaIsAlmostAsFineAsMine😏 #ItsInTheBlood💉 #SUPABAD⭐️ #BIM💋

SO, I WAS "NOMINATED" FOR THE #PRETTYFACECHALLENGE BY MY 🎶SISTAAAH🎶 ALICIA💙 AND MY BOO💋 @_ms_angel...AND...WELL HELL, Y'ALL KNOW I DON'T TURN DOWN A #SELFIE!!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S IN A COLLAGE...😏😁😜😝 #ShoutOutToErrybodyWhoNominatedMeForTheIceBucketChallenge😳 #IWasntDoinThatTho😑 #HellYallWasTalmBout❓ #IAintBoutThatLife🚫 #SelfieNation😘

#TBT...LOOKIN' UGLY WITH #BAE🌈🌈🌈 @princess_of_da_south❤️ AT THE MOVIES...'TIL THEY JUST TURNED THE MUSIC OFF, THAT IS...*SHRUGS* #TURNDOWN4WHAT👯😝😜

#TBT...MY #BABES JAELAH💖 AND SONIAH💙 SUUUUPER TURNT ABOUT THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL...OR NAH😑😂😂. #WellAtleastTheyGaveASmile😬 #GiveEmAnAForEffort💯💯💯

SOOOOOOO F*CKIN' #DEAD💀💀💀💀!!! SUMMA 'Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN 'BOUT...LLS, SHOUT OUT TO MY 🎶SISTAAAAAH🎶 ALICIA💙 FOR THIS ONE!!! #IDiiieeedLaughinWhenISawIt😂 #ItsFunnyCauseItsTrue😭 #SorryMom💀