MsMayhemSays

Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Where do I fill out the application for a cavity search?

Breakfast conversation.

Methodical madness... Preposterous. Then again looking at things that happen on a daily basis, I wonder how it seems the impossible seems to happen in my world. Somehow in the last week I've: Gone through a breakup ✔️ Slept with a blast from the past ✔️ Slept with a police officer ✔️ Cooked without burning things ✔️ Started to tell the web these things ✔️

What a great idea! An anonymous blog. Sharing my crazy thoughts, proclivities and adventures with. After very little forethought this is where it begins. Sometimes I recount events in my life or things that just took place and think to myself... "I literally can't tell anyone about this... Ever." Problem, solved.