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Two identical infants lay in the cradle. âOne you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,â the Faeâs voice echoed from the shadows. âIâm taking both my children,â the mother said defiantly.
Once upon a time there was a peasant woman who was unhappy because she had no children. She was happy in all other things â her husband was kind and loving, and they owned their farm and had food and money enough. But she longed for children.
She went to church and prayed for a child every Sunday, but no child came. She went to every midwife and wise woman for miles around, and followed all their advice, but no child came.
So at last, though she knew of the dangers, she drew her brown woolen shawl over her head and on Midsummerâs Eve she went out to the forest, to a certain clearing, and dropped a copper penny and a lock of her hair into the old well there, and she wished for a child.
âYou know,â a voice said behind her, a low and cunning voice, a voice that had a coax and a wheedle and a sly laugh all mixed up in it together, âthat there will be a price to pay later.â
She did not turn to look at the creature. She knew better. âI know it,â she said, still staring into the well. âAnd I also know that I may set conditions.â
âThat is true,â the creature said, after a moment, and there was less laugh in its voice now. It wasnât pleased that she knew that. âWhat condition do you set? A boy child? A lucky one?â
âThat the child will come to no harm,â she said, lifting her head to stare into the woods. âWhether I succeed in paying your price, or passing your test, or not, the child will not suffer. It will not die, or be hurt, or cursed with ill luck or any other thing. No harm of any kind.â
âAhhhhh.â The sound was long and low, between a sigh and a hum. âYes. That is a fair condition. Whatever price there is, whatever test there is, it will be for you and you alone.â A long, slender hand extended into her sight, almost human save for the skin, as pale a green as a new leaf. The hand held a pear, ripe and sweet, though the pears were nowhere ripe yet. âEat this,â the voice said, and she trembled with the effort of keeping her eyes straight ahead. âAll of it, on your way home. Before you enter your own gate, plant the core of it beside the gate, where the ground is soft and rich. You will have what you ask for.â
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#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on??Â
Good question, also no that wonât help.
shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the âbottomâ edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesnât slide out of your hand that easily, youâre wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from itâs resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.
Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, thatâs bad.
Me: Oh, good thing I never-
Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening
Having a pop socket on my phone has been a GAME CHANGER for this

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In which the Good Omens art department channels Aziraphale.
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I don't know of the pause after "smooth top" where he's clearly considering if he needs to make the innuendo or not, or his reaction to the taste is the best part of this one
you are forgetting about ââBEAT UNTIL SOFTâhoney i dont need instructionsâ
Sleeping Beauty dir. Clyde Geronimi | 1959
Todayâs project of the day is a comedy about an arranged marriage between a vampire prince and the daughter of a warlord who turned his whole army into werewolves, with both sets of parents trying to use their child as a spy. One problem with that plan: the kids were secretly childhood friends and have genuine feelings for each other.
To avoid their parents realizing theyâre more loyal to each other than the politics behind their impending marriage, they decide to pretend to hate each other.
The daughter is also a werewolf, the whole point of that was to keep the soldiers from turning into vampires (curses cancel each other out) so sheâs got it too!
Vampire lineages are maintained through turning childrenâ vampires age and theyâre sterile, so they mostly kidnap orphans to keep their families going. Feeding on someone doesnât ALWAYS make them a vampire, usually it just kills them, but if you keep someone alive and have a vampire feed off them repeatedly theyâll turn eventually.
Adults are turned as well, but that whole âthrall to the vampire that bit youâ thing is a rumor, itâs just because most vampires were RAISED by the vampire who bit them.
This is how the main characters know each otherâ theyâre in their 20s now, but when they were little the not-yet-werewolf lived with her grandparents, who owned a butcher shop, while her not-yet-warlord father was off being a soldier, and the not-yet-vampire was an orphan who lived in the same village. The kids used to play together and the not-yet-werewolf stole from the shop to feed her friend.
However, a homeless kid who smells like blood because heâs been lurking around the butcherâs is going to be prime pickings for vampires, and he went missing around age 10.
Theyâre around 23 when theyâre introduced for the âfirst timeâ as part of peace talks and the amount of effort they have to put into not just tackling each other is unreal. They missed each other! The werewolf thought he was dead! When they do finally get a moment alone they have a big dramatic hug and there is significant happy crying.
Personalities, public and private!
The vampire does a great job of playing the aloof, intimidating prince, but he just has a really good poker face. Heâs screaming internally at all times. When you take the mask off, heâs really something of a drama queen, extremely emotional and passionate. Heâs wary of revealing his true personality to the court, because heâs honestly pretty afraid of his sire, and a lot of the comedy comes from the drastically different impressions his staff and retainers have of him.
The werewolf, on the other hand, is rowdy. She plays up the wolf thing to cover for the fact that sheâs always been very take charge and opinionated, often to the point of outright rudeness. Sheâs a pushy sort of affectionate, the type who will happily fight your battles for you. However, because sheâs a young woman being âsacrificedâ to vampires, a lot of her fatherâs soldiers are very protective of her, and sheâs not above playing the innocent virgin or shy, weepy lady if it benefits her.
The vampire princeâs name is Ambroz the third, according to the court. His real name is Walter (Walt for short) but heâs supposed to take his sireâs name, itâs a royalty thing, and nobody was going to take âprince of the night, Walterâ seriously anyways.
The werewolfâs name is Zelda, and it has always been Zelda!
Some other Comedy Bits:
âThe werewolf guards being useless the days around the full moon and various characters being able to get away with wild shit because the guards are play fighting or got restless and started running laps
âAmbroz has a young attendant who completely buys into his mysterious edgelord act and thinks heâs the coolest thing ever, this kid canât decide if heâs crushing on Ambroz or wants to BE Ambroz.
âon the other end of things, Ambrozâs maid has had him figured out ever since he moved into the castle and serves as an extremely exasperated older sister. Ambroz, stop crying, sir, I will help you find your shoes. Yes I know your sire will be furious if you lost them. You are a grown man, sir.
âZelda is DEFINITELY not a virgin but regularly plays at not understanding extremely basic sexual concepts to keep people from figuring out sheâs thoroughly deflowered her fiancĂŠ
âZeldaâs best friend is constantly trying to find herself a goth gf lady vampire and is very much not a werewolf so she keeps nearly getting turned instead
Iâve named the best friend Luna, because itâs funny for the only non-werewolf in the werewolf camp to have the moon name. Sheâs known Zelda since they were 13, so she missed knowing Ambroz as Walter.
You can REALLY tell how much time she and Zelda spend together, they can organize a whole scheme with a wink at this point. She plays herself off as a ditsy farm girl to go with Zeldaâs sheltered princess act.
In truth, sheâs a casanova who is VERY popular with young ladies who have been reluctantly married off to older men. In any court where the women didnât literally want to eat her, sheâd be under somebodyâs skirts by the end of any and all social gatherings.
TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a "bird", a "birb", and a "borb", featuring such gems as:

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hey want to see something gorgeous but viscerally discomfiting?
okey doke!
The Mauritius âunderwater waterfallâ is not a true waterfall but an naturally occurring optical! In the sense that thatâs not water falling, itâs sand and silt shifting! Shifting down a 4000-meter-deep abyssal drop. It is in fact exactly as deep as it looks, sorry :)
Other fun facts about Mauritius include:
thatâs where Dodo birds were from!
the entire island has an abnormally strong gravitational pull
and also they just discovered it sits on top of a lost supercontinent or whatever. idk that partâs less cool than the gravity thing
these motherfuckers donât deserve any pussy. fuck their dumb asses. ladies, when a guy asks you out and suggests a place to go, ALWAYS suggest another place to see if his ass is some lame pua wannabe. fellas, stop being a bunch of insecure pussies. this ISNâT how you prove yourselves to be alphas. smfh. real men know when to flex and when to chill, this was a fucking âchillâ moment and he blew trying to be âalpha.â dumbass.
âdo not tolerate disagreementâ wtf?!?! some of you motherfuckers want a fucking dog NOT a woman.Â
Donât give men a pass. These are real men. This is a man problem. This guyâs honest about wanting a doormat because heâs too stupid and undeservedly confident to realize how laughable and pathetic he is and comes off as. But plenty of men who are much smoother, who show you a good time, turn out to want exactly what this guy says: submission, sex, and undeserved gratitude for his existence.
Iâve read some of this stuff and itâs like NLP for incels basically. Itâs easy to find.
A few examples:
Constantly move her around, each time she follows you build compliance
Ask for little things, which again builds compliance
Get lots of little yeses in a row to make it harder for her to say no
Location - make it easier for her to come back to yours than get home (eg drive her somewhere)
Talk her into selling herself, once she is in the mindset of demonstrating her value she will retrospectively believe she must have done it because you are high value
Deep dive - basically show interest in her as a person, but in a laid back way so she thinks youâre both interested but not amazed
As soon as she fails to comply, ruin the moment completely and âsnap out of itâ then try again to escalate to sex (so she will comply so as not to ruin things again)
Use female friends to look popular and well-adjusted so she doesnât see you as a threat, then basically act as a threat now she has talked herself out of being scared of you
Donât have conversations by text or phone, just use it to get her to meet you alone
I suggest straight women read as much of this stuff as they can, itâs obviously effective because itâs psychological manipulation. Some men are naturally good at this stuff, some pay for âcoursesâ in it⌠Some become Elliott Rodger.
No. Just no. If he feels emasculated by change in venue then he is not the man for you. If he uses any of these PUA tactics on you, just walk away. Treat each other like people. Why is that so fuckin hard?!?
PUA = âPick-Up Artistryâ
NLP = Neuro-Linguistic Programming
This is horrible and gross to read. But as a survivor of emotional manipulation, emotional and sexual abuse myself, I feel this needs to be spread.
Please stay save.
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The fact that he put effort into adding himself as background characters is something else